Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

[purdeybirdie]

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

Right, I caved!

I can see a line, but...this is an evap, right? photo taken about 3 mins after test, inverted colours because my office bathroom has weird lighting and I wasn't about to whip out the test to check it in the office!

My wee is super dilute because I drink gallons of water throughout the day...which is yet another reason why I shoudn't have tested today!

Hope everything's ok Purdey

Oh purdey that is crap - hope little'un is just giving you a scare!

my brother used to damage himself to an a&e-worthy level on an almost weekly basis, and he's not a strapping 25 year old

knit I have no idea what Evaps are or when they show, but I can certainly see a line of some form!!

Blimey Knit! LOL

Ah shucks, I can see the line! - You need to get a digital one or the pink dye tests from Superdrug.

Oh no purds :( wishing nancy better x

purds hope Likkle Nancy gets the all clear.

Knit oh no! I have no idea - get a frer or generally clearer test?

Right, I am ACTUALLY going to wait till tomorrow now - and try not to down so much water

Fortunately I am going out this evening so can't spend the night obsessing thing about it

thing?! thinking

I plan to invent a test a bit like the clearblue digital, but instead of 'pregnant/not pregnant' it says something like 'of course you aren't you mad bitch! And you knew that before you took me out of the packet so you've brought this on yourself! Now stop pissing on sticks!'

Through the magic of MN you'll see I posted stats earlier. Mwahahaha. Do not peer behind the curtain.

Purdey hope Nancy is OK :( you asked earlier when the BFPS are from. They're from the Feb bus to date. So 13, I think it was, had reported BFP on the Feb bus by the time I posted that stats update.

I got another flashing smiley today, that's day 7 and CD20 (Wed) of a 34 average cycle (according to FF). We have been dtd eod since the first flashing one.

I'm on my phone but someone before suggested using iCs. I'm out of those and it would take too long to arrive so I'll go get another pack for the CB digital. I could stop checking (or check more often) but this CB advanced digital made me a promise of a solid smiley when I OV so now I need to see it.

Symptom wise. For the last 2-3 days I've been gassy, burpy and bloated so I know OV is around. I feel heavy in my pelvic area, another symptom I spotted last month so that's an OV symptom too I'd say. And we didn't dtd yesterday but I felt wetness this morning so I'm calling that watery cm.

It's -33c with windchill outside so I've got to go try and at art my vehicle for work. Will read more later in the day!

P.s. Knit I saw a line. Test again with FMU!

knit I see a line!
purdey oh no for you and big hug and prayers for Nancy
baby -33?! No!

purdey hope everything is ok. Thinking of you all

purdey, you poor thing. Hope Nancy is ok!

KnitFast Haha I think there should be a test before you are allowed into the test so you have to say how many dpo you are and how many days unti yo uexpect AF and then it gives you a slap and doesn't let you in if you are too early! If you are out tonight I hope you have still bought a frer ready to use with FMU tomorrow.

knit, I can see something, but can't tell whether it is a genuine line or not. Fx for your test tomorrow.

purdey, I hope N-pantz is OK. I think all children fall off the bed at some point & most end up perfectly fine.

sparkly, I am really glad you finally spoke to a doctor. I can't believe they wouldn't recognise your cp though, that is really insensitive. I am sure you will get your bfp long before you need IVF.

Thanks for the charts, purds. Every day for 34 days?! Eeeek!

I have been sleeping really badly lately. Been tossing and turning, and probably not even had an hour of unbroken sleep, never mind three. I am wondering if that is why my temps are low.

I think I am out this month. I started getting twinges yesterday & now have that familiar pain down below. I also want to kill everyone at the minute, although that could just be due to tiredness. I am expectng af some time today or tomorrow.

Also forgot to update last night that CB stuff arrived!!!! WITH A FREE PEN!!! As I can't actually use anything else in there until CD1 I was more excited about the pen for now.

mummyI do love a free pen!

oooh mummy I am awaiting my bits! what digital monitor did you get?

mummy and Glittery, I just applied for the CB trial. I am hoping that it may invoke the law of sod and I may not get AF in the next few days. If it doesn't, and AF arrives, then at least I get some freebies.

For third of you taking part in the trial how worth it do you think it is? Hassle vs amazing benefits?? Is there much requirement or pressure on you to do lots of stuff ( like store and post your wee?)

I was seriously considering buying what they are supplying me with. That was the main pushing point for me, Storing the wee and doing the daily return I can live with for a month. Anything that will help me get a BFP I am all for it at the moment!

Just checking in after some radio silence. Was utterly convinced the February bus had run me over, but my 2-day hormone headache is giving me just a glimmer of hope for a BFP around 23 February. Not getting my hopes up, as the now free of chickenpox DH will probably have crap sperm counts this month because a really high fever last month. Or so says my sister the RN.

lipgloss I got the dual hormone - I hink everyone has so far - maybe they were just covering themselves by saying yo uwill be sent "a product" rather than jsut saying which one.

Hairstylisttoboris I think it is worth it because I get a free pen, 3 pregs tests and a months worth of ov sticks with the flashy smily thing that everyone else talks about but I am too poor to buy! So next month I would screw up my window like i did this month - but yes you have to store your wee in the fridge and post it off each fortnight and keep a diary of DTD - which will be easy as I do this for myself anyway!

eskimolaura I was in it for the freebies too! But of course we will all be pregnant before we can even start the trial!

Purdey hope all is ok and you've been seen at A&E now - prayers heading your's and Nancy's way and

pulpi I read that the sperm takes 2.5 months to mature so next cycle we will all be getting Christmas drunk sperm going the wrong way! Unless of course they are well behaved now like Purdey's DH.