BESH Cassidy and the Nekkid-dance Kid - walk like John Wayne into our Wild West saloon.

[Northey]

TTC on the frontier of polite society . Shoot outs compulsory.

New joiners will be welcomed after completing the Beshtionnaire and showing us their blazing saddle.

Well howdy there. This ain't no town for ladies.

Howdy!

[spits chewing Tabacco into spittoon]

Howdy ladies.

right... where's the gin?

Howdy y'all

Gah. Going to catch up with friends. One had her baybee in October ttc 4 months and her fb updates are mega smug. She knows we were ttc, kind of a never asks thing now....we've had to move the meal within five mins of her house cos she's never left her pfb for more than an hour before seriously . I think I may have to engineer being the other end of the table to her and not drinking much til she's gone. Seriously can't trust myself to keep my mouth shut!
Awesome new Fred Northeythekid

Ps I realise it's her pfb and she is just delighted...I'm a combo of annoyed she's insensitive but if I'm honest, a tad . I will be nice in RL, just needed to vent on here.

Pistols, pheephee, pistols. The answer to everything. That's all I'm saying.

Pistols? Pah! What you need lil' lady is a Smith & Wesson!

[tries to channel inner cowgirl]

Howdy pardners. Nice Fred you have here. Are we going to have a barfight anytime soon?

I had another ultrasound today, I did win a baybee after all. Now I just need to hang on to this one.

Phoenix hope you get through the meal, I'd go for drinking a lot and sitting at the other end of the table if it was me.

Hooray blacktea! oh I'm so happy for you...yeehah!
How many weeks are you?

Hurrah, Blacktea. Looks like the population of this here lil'ol'town will be increasing some time soon!

Woo hoo for sticky mini-tea! Congrats blacktea

Gee thanks gals, have a celebratory gin on me. I am 7 weeks according to the sonographer, which proves I was right and the doctor wrong about dates.

Double whammy then, not only have you got a bean in there but you were right :)

Oh and euro glad to hear you're ok ish . Make sure you look after yourself...plenty of baths and early nights! Nurses orders!

I'll keep an eye out for the stagecoach a-bringing the mail, bugs. I posted yours yesterday too!

And yeeehaa to blacktea!

Howdy ladies. I am not usually a fan of Westerns but I saw the remake of True Grit last year and cried like a baybee.

I am, however, practising my best John Wayne walk at the moment (well done TBI).

Good news blacktea, hope all other BESHs shagging well.

ummm, howdy pardners... I can ride (a bit), drink gin (a bit) and I'm ttc - am I a BESH?

Where's that questionnaire?

Is that the smell of fresh meat, I mean new blood????

Your name sounds innuendo-ish, which is a very promising start. Use the search facility to find the beshtionnaire and give it a go.