BESH Cassidy and the Nekkid-dance Kid - walk like John Wayne into our Wild West saloon.

[Northey]

TTC on the frontier of polite society . Shoot outs compulsory.

New joiners will be welcomed after completing the Beshtionnaire and showing us their blazing saddle.

[ponders how the heck you actually spell "lassoo". It don't look right!]

Fingers crossed that the sperm made it there in time, cavelina. Sounds definitely possible.

LP awesome name change cow girl!
Sorry to hear your cycles are confuddled norf and bugs. That sucks :(
bugs I think it's totally understandable that things have been tense. I know exactly what you mean. Keep thinking 'we're good people, we could provide for a baby. Why isn't it our turn yet?
I'm definitely tww time, boobs are tender ish and pant snot has switched to creamy. MSB is very excited. Kind of feels like the first cycle we're actually trying iykwim. I've told him not to get his hopes up too much too much heart break in the past but he is an optimist at heart.

That's a brave visit to make, bugs. I would have cancelled (though I am feeling wet and wussy about pregnant people or people with babies at the moment).

I just POASed. Negative. So where is my fecking period, and why are my nipples so insanely tender?

The pink pen is the way of the BESH, bugs - you show those sticks a lesson or two!

Bugs, I've seen that programme before. It's very , but then again I'm not surprised. I've seen some of the amateur ballroom competitions and honestly it is like an explosion in a sequin factory

Moseys (sp?) back in fer a spell. I iz d-runk, laydee BESHes. And have been foolin' about on the Plurkers fred.

I miss all of you. I should be 8+ months pg right now. Today when I was walking through the snow with TinyTOM I pretended for a moment what it might be like to be that heavily pg. I am a sad lot.

Can I get some mint M&Ms? And what about that ESH meet up?

Howdy Beshers, new and old. I have just eaten a hell of a lot of bbq meat at barbecoa so I feel pretty much at home here.

I'm nearing the end of the 2ww. I know it is over. I did feel pg for a few days last week and had a dragging sensation in my womble. Either I am properly menkle (quite possible) or that was an attempted implantation. Whatever it was, I am quite sure it is over now. Meh. I've had this a few months before but not for a while. I wish I had a teeny tiny camera that could see what is going on in there.

Laura I hope you are doing ok. I find myself longing for a pregnant belly too. In lighter moments, I hope that overdoing the chocolate cake will help me replicate the feeling. If you are up for the kind of mini-BESH meet we had before, I could meet after yoga tomorrow like we did a couple of weeks. back. If not, hope to see you soon.

Euro! Would love another mini-meet but tomorrow I'm still with TinyTom. Any other days this week work for you? So sorry to hear about the stoopid confusing womble activity. I wish for a tiny interior camera for all BESH - even me, the current ESH-outlaw.

Just tickled myself with the new moniker: 'ESH-outlaw'...which means I can still chime in and get some lovin', eat some M&Ms, dance nekkid, throw lassos, drive cattle, brand steers, etc.

I think I have a couple of work dos this week, Laura but give me a shout when you are back in town and I will see if I can wiggle out of them! I hope you had fun in the snow with TinyTOM!

Love the idea of the pink pen. Let's just pretend. Definitely not menkull at all.

I'll add you to the mint m&ms list, laura, but there's a bit of a supply issue at the moment. I'll keep checking for you.

I'm back in London this week, so if you are up for an extra whisky drinking, poker playing cowgirl tagging along, I'd love to meet you both.

bugs sorry about your MC. It's shit, isn't it? Pertick when everyone and her feckin dog is pregnant. Both my SIL and one of my oldest friends are due imminently, not to mention all the more randoms. I hadn't been feeling too bad about other people, but I was definitely going to be pregnant again by due date, and not being has triggered a little burst of the sad.

Our Dr has been good, actually, but that might be partly my age (staring up the arse of 35) and/or that I've been having weird periods since the ERPC. I'm having bloods and an ultrasound this month, and JJ (in a moment of ill-advised delegation I gave the partner the option of BESH naming himself. People, I give you...the Juggernaut of Justice... ) is off to jizz in a cup later this week.

Ooh no jewels! Jilly Cooper's big hearted animals invariably die tragically after heroically Giving Their All to win a race, or going into a decline afte brig forgotten by their charismatic but flibbertigibbet owners. Poor doomed Kevin.

What have your periods been like, exactly? I am a bit obsessed with this at the moment, having only had two periods since an ectopic last September (both at 30ish days, and it's now 74 days since the last one. Naturally I am menkulling away).

Poor bugs. I am so sympathetic to the lovely cocktail of bitterness, fury, grief and despair. Warm caffeine is very soothing and bracing so hopefully you will feel less rubbish in a bit.

bugs you are allowed to feel like crap. Wallow in it, enjoy the caffeine and, when you're ready, emerge from the other side
I'm starting a cold. I'm not exactly ill, just a bit sniffly and tired. Not even enough for sympathy really!
Are you in London town for your appt norf?

Ps I had a snigger at juggernaut of justice - is he an X Men fan?

Interview, flamey, fOr which I have so far done NO preparation.

Snigger@juggernaut of justice.... I let the BESH name mine. When I mentioned his past and present hobbies (he has a couple of black belts but these days prefers to shoot zombies) someone came up with kung fu zombie killer. It kinda suits him.

I am feeling a bit crap today. I am 11 dpo and I know I am out. My temp has dropped a bit and my mood is sliding downwards. I am just feeling so frustrated. How can nothing have happened after 15 cycles??? What the hell is wrong? I know I ovulate. I know my tubes are clear. I know KFZK produces a reasonable number of swimmers. Why the hell isn't this working? The only thing anyone has found wrong with me (NK cells) is now being treated. Why isn't that making the difference? Meh.