30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

I am feeling a bit tender so will just watch for now - bit may I present my droid for a kicking? 2 days early and most unwelcome.

Grrrr. I think I might be more a girly pathetic limp wristed hair puller, but at least I'm trying.

CherryLips I've been on Clomid - what do you want to know? Feel free to pump me for information, fnarr.

Hello BESHies. I am 12dpo and expecting AF tomorrow so feeling quite fighty. I am mostly spending the day winding people up on another message board and trying to start virtual fights. I blame my hormones.

Here, have this

BB & Cherry Clomid is next on the list for me too.

Right who wants a pasting??

Watch it, it's heavy (hur hur).

AWWIGHT YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been clutching my belly in pain all day, so I am right up for a fight. Who wants some? Eh? Eh? I said who wants some?

Okay then Rie Am just warming up in the corner... My pedicure is still looking pretty good guys... wouldn't want to break a nail...

Just a moment Rie... still warming up...

What you looking at fuckers? You gotta fucking problem with my fucking defunct uterus?

Boo see this bruise here? And this one here? And this huge gash on my head here? I got em all kicking the fucking shit out of your droid, yeah. And then aries's came along, and I fucking punched that an' all. And then I set them upon each other, in a manner which brought to mind the classic film 'Mega shark vs Giant Octopus' which is properly the best film evah.

Luffs you all man

(thanks awfully for the cookies, meds)

eek (quite enjoyed that) You fuckin slaaaaag! you think you can 'touch' me you fuckin piece of turdy crap?

Fuck off.

Gosh, I was really quite drunk. Sorry old bean, really don't think you're a piece of 'turdy crap ' ( a tautology if ever I heard one, anyway) please accept this Glasgow kiss as an apology.

In keeping with the foul, unladylike and generally tasteless ambience, I have done three poos already today. TMI? God I hate the droid. Progesterone poo, it was called back in the days of yore. A nice piece of alliteration I think.

Are bear traps allowed in fight club?

Have killed fred with tales of poo.

No, I went to cinema to see Bridesmaids- freaking hilarious, includes mentions of fight club, and Chris O'Dowd playing like the perfect most delicious man. You may, as I did, have to close your eyes and block your ears in the bridesmaids fitting scene.

In other news, have finally got my smiley face just like this one, so am away to bed for fertilisation. Night slags.

Ps. Chris O'Dowd - not sure I would, but might do if push came to shove.

Me too cunty, was hilarious and not at all the chick flick I was dreading! Has anyone seen my knuckle dusters?