30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

bugger the thread was started to support those in their 30's struggling to conceive.

If intact you were born in 82, then you're just a bit too bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for us bitter wenches.

Haha yes! Gather some like-minded desperate to conceive before going grey gals!

Hell yes, buggerlugs , one can be bitter at any age

Please accept this comradely punch on the nose which I shall deliver whilst trying not to topple my zimmer frame

Oh to be in my 20s again To be a fresh, dewy faced, rounded, fit young thing.

boo luther was 'mazin', why such a short series??? If this tv drought continues am going to have to start talking tomy husband of an evening and neither of us want that!

Anyone for a thumb fight? have just eaten a very large balti and will puke at anything more energetic but keen to join in with the scrapping

Also have spat coke over key board and the office stationary cupboard shennanigans!

Sorry for offending you buggerlugs didn't mean to was just feeling full of the fight club attitude last night! Noone told me what a BESH was when I joined either so please don't take it personally!
Welcome, please accept a huge gin!

Oh shiiit I'm really digging myself deep here, you are not over 30 sorry again...

Now look here Buggerlugs , if you distribute babydust in that fashion, the least you could do is stay for the beating you deserve. Now bend over.

And my miniscule tits are still nice and pert I'll have you know.

Pert tits you say buggermebackwardsandcallme shirley? Maybe we could let her in and make her be our bitch until September? What say you, laydeez of the BESH?

Do you have EShdentials? Have you been ttc your baybee for ten squillion years?

She is 29. She has been TTC for 12 months.

Well I'm easy, me.

Evening Hags. Anyone want a slap? I'm right up for one.

Bugger seems like our kind of gal albeit a young thang. Depends how hardcore she is I guess & if she can find & complete the BESH questions.

Bitey jealous of Balti

Bugger has set up a rival under 30s thread!!! This is war!

How the devil is everyone anyway? I seem to be all backwards this month. Had no PMT, but have been an emotional wreck today. Post MT? Go figure. Have also been pre WOOFLing. Have been wondering if it wasn't a droidal visitation that's just finished, but may have possibly lost one twin. I'm a fucking mental. Shoot me now.

Ohhhhhh this is where you are all hiding!

oooh, my evening has suddenly got much more interesting... :o

Well Fanny was allowed in despite being over 40.

As the longest serving current BESH (unless some oldies come back for more a la AlpinePony I reckon you can join as long as you pass the initiative test and then your answers on the aforementioned BESHtionnaire are deemed suitable.

ello
sorry for silence I have been Doing Reports, and had self imposed ban until all done. Also miz cow yesterday as was year since found out I was diffed, molette was about to turn two, and I was almost distinguishable from a fertile person with a respectable (some would say planned) gap betweeen my 2.4 children. Gah.

Right self pitying over, who's Ready To Ruuuuuummmmmmbbbbllllleeeeeeee??