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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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AlpinePony · 03/07/2011 07:05

owly Well... if it were a choice between Moss & Roy and you really needed the White Goods - what would you do?

eurochick · 03/07/2011 08:52

I was made to see Transformers instead of Bridesmaids. It was shit.

And I started fecking bleeding last night. I actually thought this might be the month. I had the hurtiest most swollen boobs EVA. Meh.

AlpinePony · 03/07/2011 09:09

eurochick was it you who was asking about Clomid? They stuck laurie on it for the 3 months you're allowed despite afaik, there being no reason to suspect she wasn't ovulating (Hmm) - no diffment. Then she proceeded to win a FUFC baybee before they brought out the big guns.

MadameBoo · 03/07/2011 09:57
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BrownB · 03/07/2011 12:27
InTheSunshine · 03/07/2011 13:40

Hungover

InTheSunshine · 04/07/2011 16:42
InTheSunshine · 04/07/2011 16:43

Did I spell forlorn right? It looks odd.

eurochick · 04/07/2011 17:26

Nope, that wasn't me, Pony. The GP did mumble about Clomid and Met when I went for my initial "I'm not fecking pregnant" appointment but I have never asked about them on here.

Although actually now I think about it, I do have a terrible memory, so it is quite possible I have wittered on about it on here at some point....

MadameBoo · 04/07/2011 18:28

It was Cherry. Where are you sweets?

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CherryAddict · 05/07/2011 17:20

I'm here and I'm rrrready to rrrrumble!!!

MadameBoo · 05/07/2011 18:52

So relieved to see you Cherry I'm not going to envelope you in a (bone crushing, naturally) hug, because I thought I'd borked the fred.

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MadameBoo · 05/07/2011 18:53

I missed out the middle of that sentence. It should read - I'm not going to fight you but instead I'm going to envelope you etc.

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Ariesgirl · 05/07/2011 19:17

Envelope you?

eurochick · 05/07/2011 19:40

You deffo have to use the bubble wrap envelopes for that, Rie...

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CherryAddict · 05/07/2011 20:13

Ooooh fightin' talk... Who you calling a slag you scrubber?

buggery you must find out for yourself via the medium of the search tool. We've all had to do it...

CherryAddict · 05/07/2011 20:23

Thanks for the enveloping boobles just what i needed today. Been symptom spotting... Bad bad bad. Makes me want to DESTROY THINGS!!!!

MadameBoo · 05/07/2011 22:17

Envelop.

At least it brought Rie back out into the fighting area. :o

I am wetting myself. I knew it looked a bit wrong but I just hit post anyway. I am bloody knackered today.

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CherryAddict · 05/07/2011 22:45

I quite liked the idea meself...

Ariesgirl · 05/07/2011 23:02

Sorry Boo, I have been working my arse off. Have had no time much.

MadameBoo · 05/07/2011 23:36

S'ok sweets I know it's your busy time

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MadameBoo · 05/07/2011 23:37

and where is Cuntsquirrel?

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MadameBoo · 05/07/2011 23:52

Presents self for beating for the use of the word 'sweets' twice in this fred already when i should be just calling you all wankers or something instead.

Did anyone watch Luther? It was bloody good. Night all.

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BarbiesBeaver · 06/07/2011 08:52

Cheery Clomid is not much hassle honest - I did it for 6 months (they don't like you doing much more than that), you just have to remember to take the right dose on the right days, and present yourself for dildocam inspection a couple of times if they are monitoring you (which they should).

The downer is that it can make you into a massive slight hormonal raving witch, but warn your partner beforehand that you might be an unreasonable psycho first and then blame every outburst on the drugs. I did get lucky on my fourth go but due to Teflon womb the baby fucked off again. Feel free to pick my brain about it at any time.

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