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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 21:52

I defer to QueenbeerRie, but AFAIAC you're in. I think I'm a bit in love with you already

Your answers do past muster - although the answer to 5 is a) (we refer to Aunt Flo (natch) as R2D2 in these parts you see).

Now clean up the blood from the floor will you? The next fight is about to break out...

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buggerlugs82 · 06/07/2011 21:54

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InTheSunshine · 06/07/2011 21:55

Moley

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 21:56

Darling Cuntweasel, do have some hair strokes before we bare knuckle fight nekkid will you?

Y'know, we had good sechs too this month. What to think? I blame the sun.

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Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 21:56

I reckon she's in too. Apparently more BESH now own up to enjoying camping than not. And I must say that in my BESHtionnaire I said I adored R2D2 and didn't get it at all. But then my stalking powers were not nearly on a par with Moley's.

Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 21:57

OI BITCH CLEAR UP THE FRICKIN BLOOD.

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 21:58

ooh, she's feisty isn't she? :o What's your verdict QueenRietheMagnificent?

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starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:00

'Are MN crushes allowed' Ahhhh- aren't the young sweet Grin

Not 'allowed', mandatory on here my nubile poppet. You have to love us all, and in ways that are often quite frowned upon.
(Greetings by the way, I live here too. I used to have a star shaped nose, but I got promoted)

InTheSunshine · 06/07/2011 22:01

I didn't know what the menkul was for weeks. I thought it was something to do with EWCM

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:01
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starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:04

(boo pleeze to explain stephen?) Maybe it (the good lovin) was the gift of the summer.

I am definitely the best stalker, I know things about you you didn't even know you'd written. bwahhahahaha.

Can we talk about Chris O Dowd again?

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MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:05

So shall I piss on a stick then or shall I just have a glass of wine and a green (menthol - for sake of explanation to newbesh) fag outside in the rain and kick myself the fuck into touch?

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starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:05

oooh boo I am very fond of that criss cross leg look- reminds me of Xena, Warrior Princess

Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 22:06

Grin at Sunny's menkul gusset.

I didn't know what this meant for ages: !!1!!!1!11111!1
I just used it with aplomb.

Feistiness is to be encouraged, Boobs. We must Break Her Spirit

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:06

Doea anyone else get it when I write, 'Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeven?'

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starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:07

Was droid any different from normal?

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Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 22:08

I'm afraid I don't know Sad

Does anyone know what I mean when I refer to the ganger mange?

Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 22:09
starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:09

Can i just say, a propos nothing, my SIL is a judgemental cuntface.

Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 22:10

Stupid cow. Put her in the Ring and get the mud out

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:11

No. I'm a fucking idiot. Blush

Can't smoke in the house Bugger. Apart from smallboo (3 year old boychild), husband is extreme stern anti smoker (but no fucker tells me what to do).

Ooh, the feistiness is rubbing off on me.

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