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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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buggerlugs82 · 06/07/2011 22:12

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starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:13

But Chris O'Dowd?

I do have a memory flicker dazautomatic and am sure it was related to the inordinately high proportion of titian ESH- was it gin who wrote it?

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:15

Didn't mean to make you feel non au fait with the zeitgeist sweet Cuntstoat, just that I was hoping that someone would put 'comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!'.

Is just a silly Adam and Jo on 6music thing which I find tres amusing is all.

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Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 22:16

No

It was the Cigar for some unknown reason. It was the most I have ever laughed at a computer screen. Think it was the lovely CockDodger and CurlyCaspar.

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:17

I'm going to fuck myself for a fag in a minute but before I do, pray tell, what did SIL do anyway?

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MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:20

I like the !!!!11111!!!1111!!!! thing. OMG !!!!1111!!!1111!! makes me happy.

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starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:20

sorry.

(was going for ginger minge typo)(did think it was a bit obvious)

How's tricks in Lizard Land? are the tourists biting?

Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 22:24

Lizard Land is very very very very very windy today! VERY! VERY!

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starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:26

it's love

starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:29

No. Fucking. Way.

You see, this is why I loves you so much boo

InTheSunshine · 06/07/2011 22:29

I only went to clean my fecking teeth and came back to 2 more pages. Glad to see newbieluggs has cleaned up in here though.

Boo I didn't know about Steeeeeeven. But I do listen to 6 sometimes. < still trying to be cool in my 30's emoticon>

Right then Rie give us a go on that there wire you flew in on.

starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:31

See the twinkly eye

starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:33

And the other one

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:48

I've just spent ages trying to find Rie's beshtionnaire so I can link to a pic of her inappropriate crush of shame too but my searching skillz are crapola. Cunty?

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MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:49

Oh, and yes, that was a bit wierd wasn't it?

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starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 22:53

Did you even have a fag?

I think it was Alan Titchmarsh, if memory serves (quickest way to find out Grin)

MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 22:55

nah, it's raining too much, just got some wine instead, breath smells much sweeter this way. :o

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CherryAddict · 06/07/2011 22:55

Love it, I say yes!

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MadameBoo · 06/07/2011 23:00

Be-rie-tyful. Tsk boldfail.

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Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 23:04

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT????? did I say Alan Titchmarsh????? I don't think so! I believe I said John Barrowman.

Anyway, I have met and worked with Titchmarsh. It's troo. He has kissed me. It's troo.

starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 23:10

but you wouldn't kick him out of bed?

Ariesgirl · 06/07/2011 23:12

No I guess not. I am going to shag him on Friday night. He doens't even know yet!

PS why the sudden focus on my crush of shame? Confused

starcuntmole · 06/07/2011 23:13
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