30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Let's go back to basics on the next Fred. BESH. That's what we stand for.

Sorry for shitty droid Euro & for lack of droid Bugger. I'm tired of this game now. Where the fuckity fuck are our baybees?!

Scraping was to reassess odd cells. Every smear I have is odd, I have another, they decide it's ok sometimes. Sometimes I have to go and get cells burnt off. Delightful. It makes my day as you can imagine.

On a good note I am at home. Left work early. Sick of it today. Drinking tea & reading Sebestian Faulks.

Bellini weds anyone? Line 'em up barkeep! Chop chop.

Comiserations on droids and lack of. :(

sunshine our curlycasper has been through the scraping and the like, doesn't sound fun at all.

euro cunts, that's what they are re: the relax and it'll happen/ have a holiday crew. Tossers.

Indeed pony. Despite knowing it was BS I had heard it so many times that I was harbouring a teeny tiny hope that it might just be true. That's what they are - tossers.

Camping huh Bugger? BESH lore states that nothing will bring on the droid faster than trying to drive in tent pegs... Am very jealous of the gin. I could really really use a few of those right now.

brownb I was just reading a thread on chat about making sloe gin. We found sloes on Sunday so I think I'm going to make
a barrel.

Beware nylon and poles. :( no good can come of it. cluckykate went camping last week and got her first Droid in 18 months. It's also esh law that the further you are from the toilet block the heavier it will be. 'Tis also not unheard of to leak through your jeans when you arrive and unload the car. Powerful beast.

eurochick double cunts most of 'em. Told to us by parents who 'weren't really trying', bien sur! :(

Boo to the scraping, SunnyD. Hope you're ok chick.

Have thought of a new theme pour le Palais. Rugby. Yes ladies, it's the rugby world cup. I vote we each bagsy a fine figure of a chap for sperm donation seduction purposes and kit out a special Room. Even though a Welsh supporter, I mean obviously, I think I'm going to have to reserve Jonny for myself though anyone would do as I'm desperate.

ps - yay for the scan Kat! It's a pretty cool feeling when you've had a couple of fails already for sure...

Rie - I'm having one of the All Blacks.

I don't know anything about rugby (although I did go and watch wasps play once with my first love when I was 17). Anyway, please pick me a hot man. Are there any that look like Dave Gahan?

BTW, I am going camping tomorrow and if my droid comes that would be a major problem, as I am only on day 7 of cycle. It's going to be fun trying to locate the shag dictator and sticks in the early hours when I wake up busting for a wee isn't it?

I'm with Boo in lack of rugby knowledge but my friend shagged Martin Offia (allegedly) when I was younger. Does that count?

I hate the scraping. So undignified.

Two BESH going camping?!! Hopefully they will defy the odds and all will be well.

I''m going to have to fight Rie for Johnny. Even if he does look like he needs a poo really badly when he does that funny little dance before he kicks.

SunnyD the scraping sounds horrid. Hope you're ok.

The two Esh campers need a sound talking to. It is clearly their plan to sleep outdoors that has brought this appalling weather. I mean, really. It's even more certain to bring on rain than getting an expensive cut and blow dry.

boo As a jumping off point I'd try google imaging the Argentinian or French teams. If you're having camp wee woes, what about weeing in a jar and then hoping nothing "horrible happens"! Have a lovely time!

Johnnie? Oh gals, I'm disappointed in you. :( He's such a feeb - for a rugger obv.

euro I went out and bough a set of matching garden furniture like an adult. Sorry about your summer. :(

Is it just me, or do they all seem a little <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=all+blacks+team+2011&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=702&tbm=isch&tbnid=A8stwa-KgvcCdM:&imgrefurl=rugbywclive.com/2011/08/14/world-cup-2011-tale-get-history-of-all-blacks-rugby/&docid=HR9wUpRJUtSq0M&w=458&h=285&ei=7CxWTu70LIm18QO-_KCLDA&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">young these days? Nice thighs though (not the best pic for thighs).

Pony! You are not helping!

Right, I'm off to to swim to the sandwich shop to get my lunch.

Buggerluggs, my intention was not to rub your nose in it. As a lot of you will know there is some pretty bad shit happening in my life right now, and frankly gin would help.

Have a good weekend and here's hoping the tent pegs work the way you want them to.

And Boo - hope the rain holds off for you and that the wee collection isn't too onerous.

Er hello BESHes.

Still here... kind of... but I have been camping ;) For 2 1/2 weeks and I am camping at a festival from tomorrow. I have to admit to owning the most ginormous tent though and being more of a glamper than anything else. Tonight, we are in a hotel though.

We have also had to replace two airbeds due to excessive shagging. The shame of it!

Hope all are well... what have I missed?

Hello dor and well done on the airbeds. That is some impressive feat! What festival are you at.

Who is doing new Fred?

We're going to a festival called Greenbelt which is at Cheltenham Racecourse. Weather report for tomorrow is horrendous :(

New thread is open. Don't why I bothered - the whole "Thread starter gets pregnant" thing is clearly bollocks