30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

I didn't SNOG him. It was more like a chaste peck on the cheek. We chatted about all sorts - gardening, the proms, literature, wildlife.....

John Barrowman? I've seen him you know. In the flesh. I said Hi to him because I thought I knew him, then I realised who he was. It was at the imax cinema in Brum, we had just been to see Beowulf in 3D.

I didn't snog him though.

You snogged him, you slaaaaaaaaag.
Did he ask you to take your bra off?

Now, on a night such as this, where there is, like, more than two posts, I deem it decorum to bow out officially. Which I am doing now, as I have to Make A Third Birthday Party tomorrow.

It's been emotional.

It was me who decided to look for your crush of shame. I just wanted to give you a treat dear, after all the Chris O'Dowd linkage.

Although, if I wanted to give us both a treat then there can be only one can't there (God rest his splattered soul)?

I'd sooooo do John Barrowman.

I'm going, I'm going.....

Night night, Happy Birthday Mollette

I like this young one. She feisty!

As for the camping - I don't know what you lot have done but camping used to break our baybees! One only needed to remove a sheet of nylon from the boot of the car for the droid to arrive unannounced, early and measured in cubic metres. More likely to happen obviously if camping in a field or your tent being pitched as far from the toilet block as possible.

boo Why are you POAS? Do you have something to tell us or is it just for the thrill? I'm sorry, I haven't posted your shag dictator yet because I don't even have a few cents in my purse and the man at the post office counter wouldn't take a blowie. :(

Chris O'Dowd? Roy? The man who cried when he was a getaway driver? The man who uttered the phrase "Women! What a bunch of bastards!'. The man who hid under a desk. Roy.

ski you HAVE to see Bridesmaids, and then you will get it.

Riepeecheep I feel it was a moment of affection, if you is feeling love for someone,you post a pic of their crush as a little treat. Means boo luuuuurves you.

Can I clarify, party Sunday, just that it will take me three days to make it.

I am going to see Bridesmaids! I have been given a "free pass" - e.g., could go tomorrow on my own or MIL is staying next week and could go as a couple. But I'm going to go to the cinema like a real person, am quite excited.

themed biscuits sound very impressive Mole. pray tell what theme?

I am going to see Bridesmaids on Monday. Then I will understand who this man is that you lot are talking about. My film knowledge is shit. I am too tall for cinemas, they make my legs hurt. And I always eat too much picnmix then feel sick.

Can't you sit on the end of the row, Sunny?

Not at all. Should I be ashamed of Jack Black and Kevin Smith?

Pony see my post of yesterday. I am not POAS, because that is crazy talk. Droid has just departed and the sechs has not even been indulged in.

Don't be ashamed buggery but I kidnapped Daniel many moons ago and he is now locked in my basement. You'll have to make do with Jude!

sunny if you pay one pound more (well it's £1 in my skanky cinema) you can have VIP seating with more leg room and a massive picnmix receptacle.

Happy birthday molette! Themed biscuits? I want to know more! and eat them

now then boo, have you been peeing on sticks? And what happened next?

Re: Chris O'Dowd. In Bridesmaids - certainly, In the IT crowd - probably, in the Crimson Petal and the White - no fucking way, not even if I was on fire.

Cross posted there boo, as you were.

I'm not peeing on any stix Bitey, that would be putting the cart before the horse, so to speak.

forgot the .

Ew, Jude. No no no wrong. Jack Black is repulsive also. I haven't had an inappropriate crush for ages, I feel a bit left out. I always end up going back to my fallback 20s crush which was John Malkovich in Dangerous Liaisons. Although I think I might add Wolverine to my list but only when he is being Wolverine.

I need more sleep.

Wolverine (as Wolverine) is taken I'm afraid. You may pick any other x-man or woman apart from jean. I go weak at the knees for famke too.

repulsive Booty? Bet he goes like a train. Bet Jude Law just lies there expecting you to pleasure him. And Jack Black wouldn't shag the nanny.

I am off to That London to shag Gary Barlow.

Laterz biatches

Hey bitches! I am back. Have been busy with unsuccessful interviews, working, and seeing the quacks. Have a nice dildocamming sesh to look forward to on Tuesday.
Also has a shiny new droid for you all to beat up - please do your worst!
Preparing for another interview tomorrow. If I don't get it please beat up the headteacher too.
I clearly need to see this film too. No chance of MrK going to see it but he is away this weekend so I could go by myself perhaps. Cheer myself up if tomorrows interview is pants.