The PESH Deli - The drinks might be virginal, but that's about all...

[CurlyCasper]

Come in, come in to the new haven for diffed BESHies. I think a group effort is needed here (and I'm being a lazy preggo), so please add to the deli whatever you crave/love/can stomach.

Nominations are also open for sexy fathers we can hijack to serve our mouldy cheese and cured ham

And the best mocktail recipe wins...well, bugger all to be honest

"If toast has butter on it it MUST be melted completely into the toast"

No no no - the toast must be cool and dry so the butter sits on top in a separate layer, as any fule kno.

I want a baby sitting St Bernard NOW. (Brandy could also come in handy)

rots all you can see is some tits and my head in that pic

skater I am afraid I can no longer speak to you...

and disappointment as rots abandons the planet friendly principles she is so evangelical about.

The mechanism to protect from spread of red chips is careful driving. This is usually observed by the landowner, but most often not by trespassers who use said chipped area to alter the direction of their vehicles. Careful drivers would always be welcome at my entrance

iggy is a liar ref our figures. I was skinny - but long before I met her. I have evidence of my bingo wings on the night we met, when she was tres svelt (and just a little pphhwwwoooaaarrr) in an LBD.

Butter is nectar from the gods. It should be served on cold toast, should be an eighth of an inch deep and very salty. As Curly states, jam should only be spread on TOP of the aforementioned butter.

Porridge and scrambled egg are both excellent from the microwave and also avoid burnt-on-pans-of-doom - which I know you might say can be avoided if you use expensive non-stick pans but then the dogs scrape the non-stick off with their teeth/claws. Yes, my dogs do the "pre" washing-up and I will continue my housework in this manner post-PFB!

IMO Keira Knightly walks like Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost). Natalie Portman however is a goddess whom I once stalked on the Eurostar, she is tri-lingual (that I know of and was reading a french book) and she went to Harvard AND she's gorgeous. She did get herpes from Moby though which I think goes to prove that nobody is perfect - unless they're a bit Lady MacBeth.

Thank the lord - skater knows the proper butter/toast interface!

cas I was skinny in 2000 I is about a size 14 now... depends on the shop - but partly due to enormous comedy norks...

LBDs are flattering anyway...

I saw no bingo wing action - now come 'ere for a snog

iggy I shall bring my size 14 bottom half over to your size 14 top half and we shall have delicious snogs, sans la beurre.

Now, ladies, if you will excuse me from this important political debate, I must return to my abode and exercise my canine companion, perhaps dilly-dallying a little, so the man gets back before me and starts preparing my dinner (as he should).

Over and out.

iggy no use of food during sex? But how did we all manage to get diffed if we didn't smother our private parts with egg white as per TCOYF's instructions?

rots Yes I had OCD tendencies before. Pictures must be straight or I can't sleep. I am addicted to lists and spreadsheets. All fun must be carefully planned ahead or I panic. etc (I think it's why I became a nerdy scientist.)

Ponymum I have no idea how I dropped the butter dish because I never even read TCOYF.

Well that's another 12 hour day over and done with... stand by for another tomorrow. Living the life of a taking-it-easy differ.

I've had to buy pantyliners

Fecking hell what's been going on? unwelcoming? replusive? yeah thanks.

Anyhow pone do you mean that there big town with the 2 university hospitals? That there big town is the one I am in. I had feeling you were further up? Are you going to the smaller posher town about 12miles north of the one I am in?

Curls sorry re the pain, I hope it eases/ they can help.

I had my 2nd my appt today, she (different mw) gave a new date because of my longer cycles; 24/08 and put me at 10+2 not 11 exactly which was what original mw had given. she tried to find hb but wasn't surprised at not finding it given new dates. She did say I have the definte start of a bump though.

can I join the low bp comp? mine was 100/50

And most amusingly the people in to see her after us were our nextdoor neighbours!!! anonymity blown for both of us

Your stubble is bursting through your pants & scratching your bicycle saddle up?

No bitch you repulsive slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag Got tonnes of joose innit

Hom's face is reflecting sarf london in the moonlight.

He thinks it's something to do with him being so sooxy, which it sort of is, but not as directly as he thinks.

Dirty mare anyway you

Filthy biatches. Top marks for imagery though. Never mind liners, I'm going to need incontinence pads soon if I don't keep up me kegel squeezes...

cosmo lol at "smaller posher town". Yeah, that one, with the district hospital.

Ah, I is in the big town with the 2 univerisity hosps we did get offered that town, but is further away than we'd like

curls I keep forgetting to do mine thanks for reminder.

It shows what a country mouse I am. You said you live in "the big town" south of where you went biking. To me that is a really big town! As far as I am concerned the place where you live is a GIANT, HUGE city!

lol, suppose it is to me too really, but we live on the very very very edge (ie 1 street away is fields) so I can pretend it's littler than it is!

Is weeing in one's knickers now an acceptable state of affairs? Wimmins - I think we've taken this too far. I'm very curious to know how vag and skater are getting on - because they should be hitting extreme fatigue/nausea right about... 3....2....1.... NOW! - just as we're exiting the other side.

This weekend I'm going to deal with my topiary one way or another. Birds need to start building nests so I'm going to give them a head start.

Cossie Am thinking about the low BP stuff and I'm thinking this could be to our advantage - because come the time when that "thing" happens we may be able to just shut down and sleep through it?

yes i have had a few wee incidents already.

then again, i've been shit at doing me kegels.

and i haven't even looked at the topiary.

i recommend the remington lady muff strimmer to anyone though. works a treat.

erm ... i appear to be in my third trimester today this is all going a bit fast!!!

am going to try and negotiate some working from home days today. things are getting a tad uncomfortable ....

Third Trimester - Glad to see you can still think about topiary though, cheggs.

Ok, if I do bother with some attention to the lady garden, anyone got any tips for ultra sensitive muffs? Razors = weeks of pain and itch. Creams just don't penetrate. I've never waxed (kept meaning to try it, then they took a layer of skin as well when they did my brows before my wedding. I was left with red welts). I think I'll stick to scissors

It's only going to grow back...

Curly, like cheggers I have a strimmer so I can give myself a "number 1", then if so inclined I can take a razor to it. Exfoliation, shaving gel & kindness - although of course you're a dimmy and know this already and if your skin is sensitive, it's sensitive and there's bugger all you can do. My eyebrows hurt more to be plucked/waxed than my lady-garden - and I get those big red welts on my face too. However before recommending front-bum waxing I gather it's much more painful during pregnancy anyway... tell SFF he's a child of the 70s and it goes with the territory!

cheggers third trimester? As in it's really happening and everyfink? When are you due anyway - or rather, when is it more realistic that they'll come?

Shall we do a little controversy? I really do think BonsoirAnna talks an awful lot of sense aside from the whole body-facism shtick. Any takers on this topic?