The PESH Deli - The drinks might be virginal, but that's about all...

[CurlyCasper]

Come in, come in to the new haven for diffed BESHies. I think a group effort is needed here (and I'm being a lazy preggo), so please add to the deli whatever you crave/love/can stomach.

Nominations are also open for sexy fathers we can hijack to serve our mouldy cheese and cured ham

And the best mocktail recipe wins...well, bugger all to be honest

Your views are repulsive.

Actually, sometimes she can, but I get a bit vexed at this whole idyllic homelife thing she has going on, or rather her need to flag it up for all to admire. I'm sure she's lovely, but she sometimes comes across as very smug and superior, like her way is the only way. I find it a bit oppressive. Got to hand it to her though, she can hold her own in a debate

I don't spend enough time on the other bits of MN to know who the hell you are talking about anyway...

ski SFF doesn't give a fuck anyway. And I'm too hurty to let him near at the mo. Might look into a trimmer nonetheless.

I switched off when the lectures on how to eat croissants began. Although, she did handle a recent (pretty hilarious) thread taking the piss out of her very well. I guess you have to be thick skinned to be so prolific with your views.

cunty Is it my view on pubes you find repulsive? I know you're very particular about your pubes.

curly I'm sorry - I've just realised I wrote "of course you're a dimmy" and I meant "not a dimmy" of course.

Eating a croissant? Cut in half, slice of butter, slice of brie, slice of tomato. Open flip-top head, insert.

Eating a croissant? Slaver butter along top, shove in gob, pick the flakes off your jumper for the rest of the afternoon. Done.

None of yer akshul sickness here yet - just insomnia, and now sinus pain (which I frequently get anyway). Thanks for Sterimar tip - helped (though not as much and the hard drugs, boo).

ChEGGS in the Final Phase? Oooh there's exciting! It's the Final Countdown, dada daaa daaaaa! Da da dada daaaaaa!

No ski I just generally find your views repulsive. That's why I never respond to any of your emails in great detail

@ very particular - it's not an obsession or anything, just habit

I can see why you obsessed cunty after spidergate

I really do not care about my pubes... waxing is fine - so I have that done when i remember - or I have even used the epilator a couple of times (painy). Am allergic to all of the stupid creams and shaving = rash, whatever I do... so I reason that i will continue wiht what I always do and get a wax again at some point...

Does that make me a slut?

you don't..... CARE???

cunty Aksherlly my view is lovely... I look out across the Maas - or Le Meuse for you francophones. To the right of my river view is a museum which frequently has displays of masters. n.b., not the one from Doctor Who.

I cannot reply to your email right now because I've to work and have just had 75 minutes wasted in the most pointless meeting of our generation.

Yay for VAG and knowing about butter! As in edible, not dish or Marlon Brando.

Nah - don't care The get trimmed - am not actually that hairy anyway....

iggy It's not the length of your pubes which makes you a slut, it's the fact that we're all stood around you in a ring singing "who's the daddy?"

iggy your views are repulsive. Everybody's views are repulsive

@ ski - I don't need a reply really - it was a bit full-on...

(for all: ski rather rashly asked me to defend my use of a Doula and I put my debating society hat on. It did achieve the amazing result of stunning her into silence though )

But the real question is - ARE my pubes replusive?????

cunty yeh but no but yeh but inna nutshell what I was going to say was:

i) she's much cheaper than I expected
ii) she's doing the same shiz as my home mid-wife e.g., not making me go to a hospital unless/until things are "dire"... i.e., allowing me to stay as relaxed in my own surroundings as much as is possible.

cunty yeh but no but yeh but inna nutshell what I was going to say was:

i) she's much cheaper than I expected
ii) she's doing the same shiz as my home mid-wife e.g., not making me go to a hospital unless/until things are "dire"... i.e., allowing me to stay as relaxed in my own surroundings as much as is possible.

One of my fave colleagues just said "I just never thought you were going to have children" - I replied "what? I'm not a lesbian you know!" He did at least have the decency to blush.

lesbians have children too!

haha I know, I realised as soon as I'd said it but it was the first thing that popped in to my head. I then went on to say that I'd not wanted to go down the single-mum route and I'd waited until I'd met a suitable man. He then told me his sister-in-law went to Eurojizzney and is a single mum.

Got paid today. Pay rise, back pay, and bonus equals a grand total of ....drumroll... an extra £120 in my pocket. Bearing in mind the bonus is a one-off, that actually makes a grand total of more dough for the tax man. Booooooooo.

On the plus side, I have £120 to take to London when I go for a jolly work next month.

cas well fanks for the support re blueberries. I've lost sleep over that, I'll have you know . Noone else have an opinion on blueberries then?

iggy size 14 is teeeny IMO.

pony are you living near cosmo then (and therefore near me??)

I also don't know WTF is bonsoiranna and I'm glad iggs fessed as I didn't want to.

carrots I find your views on blueberries repulsive. I buy frozen blueberries/raspberries year round because it never occurred I am a deeply committed to reducing my carbon footprint. In the summer, 1kg of blueberries = 5 euros in Germany. Nom-ity-to-the-fucking-nom!

Berries in general are too fucking expensive in this country IMO