The PESH Deli - Going MAD for Hallowe'en.

[Scorpette]

Tales from the dark side, from a coven of evil hags obsessed with ghoulies. Hellish talk of FJ and puke will chill you to the marrow. Unspeakable horrors from our uterine crypts do creep - but thankfully, we're also having baybees...

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.

UPDIFFED

silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee).
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy).
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14.
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy).
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11.
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25.
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 January.
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2.
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24.
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27.
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12.
Casserole, living on hula hoops, due April 10.
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan.
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 3 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

So come on in and leave your broomsticks and pointy hats by the door!

Hope this suffices Would love to add Lozza, but wouldn't do so without her permission or her dd and chosen description.

Is it too early to dress entirely in orange and claim I'm being a pumpkin for Hallowe'en?

NEVER EVER !!!!!

Go for it Scorps.

I can't believe how far up the UPDIFFED unlist I am...me!.. tragic 'gaze into the vortex' barren!

Missed the list again, dammit. Will try not to
disappear again this month and hope to make it on to
the Christmas version.

Scorps, does lack of thesick means us cheeky cockernees might get our hands on your buzwams in a coupla weeks?

Congrats on wedding StiffDrink, don't forget to 'brand' your diffment with a tag line for the next notlist!

Yes, sorry, had to talk to bosses. Work interferes with internet fun yet again. For anyone's reference, due date is 2 May, and funniest thing I can think
of is 'hoping to get as pregnant as she already looks'.

Sadly, Cho, I still feel rough as fuck and am having to eat virtually non-stop to ward off Teh Vom. At this rate, I might not even be able to fit into a train

Ah, a new thread. I have just realised that I put MrsFC in entirely the wrong place. Must remember to fix that. Soon she will be top of the list.

Scorps I am very glad you're starting to feel better. I thought yesterday I was. But I puked as normal this morning. I have a theory it might be my cold making me puke though, chest is congested so very yuck first thing.

Oh crap, cross post Scorps. I thought you had been feeling better! Bah.

Gaaah Scorps, you know we've all been frothing at the gash in anticipation of your visit. And you had to selfishly get 'yourself' (love that expression) diffed up, and spoil our fun!

frothing at the gash genius but made me sick up a little in my mouth.

ah, lovely new thread!

Ditto drom

I think it was frothing at the gash that got me into this situation

I've stopped puking, but I actually feel iller in general, if ya get meh.

Hopping over from the the Deli for a moment to see if Cinco and I can entice the lufferly Scorporina into town for a RL coffee and chat sometime?

Think we might be meeting on Mon lunch for first time eva in RL(!) and wondered if you might stop vomming enough to join us? If so, pop over to the Deli and we can sort out details. Cinco set up a MN email so that we could chat.

Ok, back to the Deli for me - I haven't earnt my PESH stripes yet...

Boo.

BH are making me breathless and non stop this evening. Does this mean I am laying a baybee or my cakes are too heavy?

Oooh, interesting moo. How does one tell the difference between those and the real thing?

Oh shiny new thread. Or should that be dusty and cobwebby?

score just back from needling and she said that i shouldn't eat much salad or raw food and stick to warm drinks rather than cold, so as not to make my delicate tum work so hard. Just wondering if yours said anything similar or if anyone else has heard that? Bit gutted as salad is my all time favourite food and i dont like hot drinks much, spose tis only for a few weeks (hopefully)

Sorry - Palais not Deli. Am idiot, skulks back to place she came from, wherever that may be!

Bob appears to like the brownies I made. After being very quiet for about a week, suddenly it's all bouncing in there again.

They're out of a packet mix as well. Wronger.

Nice fred. I am feeling a bit spooky.

Moo no idea but breathlessness is sign that baby is not really engaged fully as still squishing your lungs. However what wouold I know... are your bags packed and by the door?

Packet cake = yum.

I feel sick, bit of diarrhoea and BH have been on and off quite constantly. They don't hurt and I think that it should be more periody pain down below for them to be contractions. Definitely way more intense though than normal And have had a headache since last night and feeling under the weather....

OK them is the symptoms. Menkul, menkul... Feel really nervy for some reason. Am trying to calm myself down with Downton Abbey.

Bag packed apart from plastic jug, clothes to wear home (only have 2 things that fit!) and camera. Do you take your hand bag with you I wonder. :)

And what about taking hairdryer and make up?! (I found the answer was no to these.. )

Phone, ipod and lip balm were the only hand bag things I took I think and left the actual hand bag at home

Blow that, I'm taking the full make up bag!

Might go and dip in to the labour snacks - nice fun size crunchie might settle my tum tum.