The PESH Deli - Going MAD for Hallowe'en.

[Scorpette]

Tales from the dark side, from a coven of evil hags obsessed with ghoulies. Hellish talk of FJ and puke will chill you to the marrow. Unspeakable horrors from our uterine crypts do creep - but thankfully, we're also having baybees...

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.

UPDIFFED

silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee).
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy).
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14.
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy).
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11.
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25.
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 January.
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2.
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24.
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27.
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12.
Casserole, living on hula hoops, due April 10.
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan.
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 3 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

So come on in and leave your broomsticks and pointy hats by the door!

All good stuff Honey! Just your body emptying itself and making room. Tres exciting.

Back again. I'm off visiting elderly folks at mo. moo you describe how i felt on the tues. I had show on wed and baby thurs. It's a-coming! Congrats to stiffler on the nuptials. Oh, and i so want that shrimp bucket get up for squeaker. Love it. Sorry, can't seem to do returns on this shit phone.

My mum just called and said not to get my hopes up and I'll probably still be late!! I hope you're right laydees, not her...Sunday would be perfect universe. Hair done (upstairs and downstairs), parents in the spare room (for the dog) and bags fully packed with plastic jug :)

A mum comment like that practically guarantees you'll lay a baybee this week. Just to prove her wrong.

I am being stared at by a cat. I think it wants to be fed. It might eat me. Would anyone like a dumb black cat who wants feeding every 2 seconds?

Her other helpful comment was to ensure I didn't have painted toenails. I informed her that things have moved on since 1976 and if I go into surgery they won't be worrying about my nails.

I could do with a mog. To eat the mouse.

This mog is good at mice. She likes to leave them in the hallway. Which is fine until you try to pick one up in the dark, when you're not wearing specs, because you think it's a toy. It's amazing how long it takes your brain to tell your hand to stop squishing a dead mouse.

I believe that hospitals have supplies of nail varnish remover. I think you'll be fine moo.

Which reminds me of the day I tried to put cat sick down the utility room sink at my parents house. Only to discover that the large lump that wouldn't go was an undigested mouse. Nighty night.

Whenis, have sent you a Mn msg!

Oooh, Moo, I meant to say if This Is It... GOOD LUCK!

Well, there goes my run of good luck - have just spewed so majestically that it took 2 flushes to get rid of it all

(Under these circumstances, I feel I am allowed a leedle clusterposting)

moo is your baybee here yet??

Bog all happening here.

okie, fanny took a face in a bag figuring she didn't want "bad" photos taken.

We've had a rush of late baybees - can't we have some more of that summer excitement again?

honey I'm in awe that you can even reach your toenails - painting those is a post-partum treat. Almost better than a baybee. Btw, you looks suspiciously like a queue-jumper to me...

loads of luck moo things are hotting up. Hope things get moving for you too silver

Our cat is very considerate as when he has caught a mouse he announces it by meowing very loudly and continuously in a way he never normally does. VERY considerate at 4 am I must say.

Morning.... Still here! And no doubt will be until 42 weeks knowing me and my ability to overdramatise everything and anything. Managed a reasonable night's sleep with 3 or 4 wees. A couple of crampy feelings during BH in the night but nuffink else.

Doula is coming round at 1130 to talk birth plan.

Pets are the best aren't they rocket and muser. I must say that the pre baby dog training has worked so well. Woke up at 3am to find hairy moo between our pillows, snoring on his back, all 4 paws in the air.

Parents coming tonight which I am looking forward to more than usual I have to say. The heebie jeebies are making me want my mum!

Pony I can't reach my toes don't worry. Pedicure today at 2pm will sort them out. If they can get me up on the beauticians bed that is.

Ah yes rocket, the "come, come be impressed at my hunting skills" miaow. My old cat used to do that. He looked most smug when he managed to catch one at 16/17. I think it possibly just died in front of him and he claimed it.

I can tell the weather has gotten colder as our grumpy cat who only comes in for food spent all last night sleeping on the bed. She's very predictable.

We suspect ours sends his much younger gay lover Ginger aka Boris out to do his dirty work then just claims the kill and brings it home. Luckily for me TB is his favourite at the mo so he always takes it to his side of the bed.

New thread? I was only gone a day!

Incidentally, thank you for changing the 'boys' in the proposed OP to 'baybees'. But pliz not to be making those jokes again as they make me very and . And it's also the biggest load of rubbish ever . Tis all .

Honey I haz good feeling about you. Ahhhh yes, vaary good feelinks, lady

Grumpy cat leaves the dead mice on the front doorstep for all the upstairs flats to admire. She's nice like that.

Cass we luff boys, you know we do. Boys are great. Especially my nephews, who are the best boys in the whole world. Although I know you would probably disagree with that.

Hmm, baby appearance predictions for moo. She definitely has the makings of a queue jumper. I say Tuesday. Just long enough for her to decide she's menkul and then ATISHOOO, hey presto baby.

OK, I call next Weds for honeymonster.... Silver - are you feeling competitive...?!

I'm going to the hossie this morning for the consultant to decide whether or not to change my due date as I was measuring a bit big for my dates at the scan last week. On the one hand, having it out early would suit me dandy, especially as with my EDD, late will = Christmas... but on the other I'm sure of my dates and all my other scans (and I've had like 7 of them) have measured bang on, so I'm a bit that they feel the need to fuck about with it. So not sure how to play it really...

Rocket - whereabouts in the 'pool are you? I have just moved back here...

Oh I see what you're doing Moosical You're doing that The Price Is Right thing, where I say it's worth £250 and you say £251, thereby winning on anything above my bid. I haz marked your card, m'lady.

When I lived in a little block of 6 custom built flats I had to sneak down in the middle of the night and stealthily replace a section of carpet one of my cats had clawed up when she'd got trapped in the hall. Now all they do is sleep, although one of them is obsessed with first mounting me to do so at the moment, which I remember from last diffment, too. What gives?

I shall place my virtual money on tomorrow for the honey queue jumping birth. Good luck if I am right! Glad you feeling better cass. On the road again here. It's my LMP Anniversary, also a year since first fateful face to face with iggy and since I last got drunk.

I am waiting patiently for my cats to fall in love with me now I am diffed. Especially the grumpy one. But she still bites and growls when I stroke her. She's just so damn pretty though.

Right, that's it. No more cat talk from me.

mas I would have no idea what to do. I don't really understand that whole bit of pregnancy. I guess the risk of moving it forward would be being pressured for an induction that might not be necessary if they're wrong about dates?

I will do my best to make this baybee slide out early - but as I have a very important hairdo scheduled on Saturday, no ball bouncing until then!

Bwah ha ha ha to Martine Casserole McCutcheon.