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OkieCokie · 03/11/2010 15:45

Clearly a fertile gaff moo. By the time you have had your baybeee it will feel like the whole of SW London has looked up your foof so don't worry. Do you have to bounce on your ball on your bed or bounce on your ball and your bed separately? Does she mean getting jiggy with it in bed?

3 of my new NCT lot have had their babies and 1 was a queue jumper. There are five us left with me being this week and the rest being due towards the end of the month so it should be me next in line. All have been quick, easy and straightforward so far!

rollerbaby · 03/11/2010 16:01

Ball and bed are separate. I was surreptitiously indicating the level of bedroom activity planned for this week. Poor Mr Moo is in high demand once again to finish what he started.

Gawd this queue jumping really is quite prolific round these here parts. Not very British.

I do like stories of quick, easy and straightforward. Tell me again!

The woman who knows the dog and not me just knocked on the door offering me a load of baybee paraphernalia, so am going round for inspection tomorrow morning... Should save some squids. Everything costs in multiples of £100 I find.

OkieCokie · 03/11/2010 16:29

That is very kind of her. You just need to make sure it is baybee stuff and not baybee dawg stuff.

Casserole · 03/11/2010 16:42

Also just updating my due date.
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BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 3 IS THIS RIGHT DATE
SomethingSuitablyWitty, SURELY MUST HAVE A BAYBEE?

UPDIFFED

Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

OkieCokie · 03/11/2010 16:52

Silver has named her little boy. Details on t'other place.

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Scorpette · 03/11/2010 17:34

Blaaaaah, I have had a teensy-weensy scare-ette this avo. Went to the loo earlier and noticed that there was a dark brown, almost black stain in my gusset area. But it was very light and watery - like I'd wet myself and it'd dried dark (TMI-tastic!). As I've had a few cramps yesterday and today, I rang the MW just for reassurance. Miss MW wasn't there, but another put my mind at ease, saying that I'm at the stage where the placenta starts to implant itself, so that could knock some old blood out, or it could be a tad of cervical erosion. When I said I'd had colposcopy for that in April, she couldn't say whether that would make it less or more likely. And she kept saying it was probably from sex - despite me pointing out that I've been so ill since my BFP that I've not, er, done it since then (DON'T JUDGE ME!). Ah well, I do feel that it's just 'one of those things' and it wasn't very much nastiness so am going to try to chill. Have been cigaring and checking ever since and everything is totally clear, so feel okay.

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CurlyCasper · 03/11/2010 17:43

sorry about the scare scorps. Def just sounds like dislodged old blood. Glad you are feeling less worried yourself. I'm not judging you on the sechs. I did it once in my entire pregnancy and had the baby within a week of it!

loving reading about all the scans and baby nicknames.

rocketleaf · 03/11/2010 17:49

Oh you sounds quite calm scorps must be worrying but doesn't sounds like anything to get too worked up about if MW is not worried. Glad you are feeling ok. (yeah? and?)

I can't judge on the secs front either, every time I think I MIGHT be feeling up to it TB eats something with garlic in it. Seeing I have the sense of smell of a ravenous shark at the mo, that puts us out of action for about 3 days.

Muser · 03/11/2010 17:51

You wouldn't be the only one whose not been having the sex Scorps. I could count the number of times I've done it on my thumbs.

It does just sound like old blood or something, glad you were reassured by the midwife.

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Scorpette · 03/11/2010 18:06

Ta, PESHles. I still feel bloody awful, ie 100% diffed, so am determined not to fret. Am v mildly crampy, but if this is the time when the placenta implants, then that makes sense. I actually wonder if Evil Preggo FJ has stained the ole gusset instead of it being anything actually bloody (it just wasn't like any sort of blood-related unpleasantness I've ever seen). Enjoy your evening meal, everyone!

And everyone else's lack of secks is mighty reassuring too. I do feel quite horny and find TYF as delectable as ever, but I can't bear to be touched at all at the mo. A cuddle is my limit. And everyone stinks. Not horrible, necessarily, but I can really detect everyone's natural odour and breath and it's so overpowering that it makes me reach My Mum doesn't help by wearing Flowerbomb by Viktor & Rolf Erm, not that I want to have sex with her, I'd like to clarify.

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rocketleaf · 03/11/2010 18:12

In just the same boat scorps Its so WEIRD. Work can be pretty difficult as there are several garlic fiends in there, so if more than on person has had it the night before, its like walking into green pongy fog the next day. Also TB has this one afterhsave which I didn't like the smell of much before I was diffed. Now I can't stand it. Gave him a hug this morning and its been clinging to me all day. Might have to find it and bin hide it.

CluckyKate · 03/11/2010 20:35

Great to hear the scan went well Rockstar - tres good news indeed.
Much sympathy on the fuel front too....I filled mine up the other day to find I'd forgotten to replace the petrol cap the last time (Doh!). Luckily they sells them on eBay so just need to go on and buy some (am thinking I may need spares).

Glad the MW put your mind at rest Scorps - pretty scarey to discover that in a routine gusset check no?

The secks stuff has been sadly lacking in this household - not helped by me being tucked-up in bed & zonked out by 9 o'clock most evenings. Come the morning I'm like a beached whale & need all my energies just to haul my mighty carcass out of bed.

laurielou · 04/11/2010 08:40

Morning PESHlets.

scorps sorry about the scare. Damn those hormones et al. Glad the MW was able to offer a bit of reassurance though.

I'm also glad that no-one else is having teh secks. We've managed it once since diffment. Although it was mighty fine & liberating not to be mentally calculating what CD I was on, I haven't felt the inclination since. But then I also wailed to Mr Loz that he hasn't made any moves on me. Bless him, he'll never win. He said I was just constantly nauseous & tired (which is true) so he didn't want me to think he was pestering me.

I'm a bit anxious about today - I'm going to be stuck in an all day meeting. How can I constantly eat, which is what I need to do to keep the vom at bay? And on that note, pliz to enjoy your breakfast

AlpinePony · 04/11/2010 09:21

I had a lot of sex during my pregnancy - and I'm glad I did. Sex isn't just for procreation and it's nice to be able to do it without the whole event feeling "loaded" (will this or will this not result in a pregnancy?) - but seriously - enjoy it now because post-partum you're going to really struggle to find the time/energy and you wouldn't (I hope!) wish to become one of these couples who doesn't have sex from conception until starting school/wanting another pregnancy. Just my 2 cents worth. :)

Muser · 04/11/2010 09:51

I'm sure you'd agree that if you feel sick constantly then you probably shouldn't worry about shagging/not shagging though MountainRange? That's the only thing that has been putting me off, I just physically haven't felt up to it. Which is a shame as when we have done it, it has been most enjoyable.

However, I have now gone THREE WHOLE DAYS without needing to puke. THREE WHOLE DAYS. This is unprecedented without medication. If this continues then my sex life may be rejuvenated.

AlpinePony · 04/11/2010 10:19

Well done on the lack of sickness! :) Totally agree it's not something which can be done when you feel vile - although how else would I explain the sex I had in my 20s? (nauseous, sometimes done after puking ).

When I orgasmed Bear used to rip up the place, punching & kicking!

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Scorpette · 04/11/2010 10:31

Well, I suffer from 24-7 crippling agony in my stomach, which is exacerbated by movement, so sex is out for a while in this household. TYF couldn't get turned on knowing I wasn't enjoying myself (TTC not included, HAHA ). We're secure enough in our attraction to each other and love (sorry, there's no less wanky way of expressing all that) that we can handle a couple of months without any action. It'd be pretty sad if a relationship couldn't. Sure that's the same for everyone who's not been up for it. :)

As soon as I feel better, I'll be back on my horse, so to speak. And hopefully making up for lost time I didn't shack up with a young hotty for nuffink!

Muse, top news about the vom-lack! I can't tell you how much I hope that this marks the end of all the horribleness for you, poor old chap. And yay to a rejuvenated sex life... unless the old fellow's developed a fetish for you vomming on him?

Loz, you're just going to have to take in lots of snacks. If any fucker says anything, just tell them you're hungry. And you need to insist that there are proper breaks and a decent lunch break (I know lots of people in meetings seem to expect that everyone stop being human and just carry on ad infinitum without a break, but this is ridiculous, not to mention not legal). Fizzy pop can fill you up a bit. And make sure you're near a wastepaper bin! Good luck!

Oh, and PS You're not the only one who feels too ill for secks but moans that their bloke isn't putting the moves on them! They can't win, can they?!

No more gusset disturbance, btw. Am no longer worried :)

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Muser · 04/11/2010 10:54

Any last adjustments?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, awaiting update

UPDIFFED

Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

Muser · 04/11/2010 10:55

I am ignoring that fetish comment Scorps as it made me want to vom. In reality, like TYF, TBG feels vommy sick women are a bit of a turn off.

reginaMonologue · 04/11/2010 11:18

Hey muser and moo its good to see you ladies as well, has been a while since I got to post on here, although with impending visitors due today probably even less time than I'd hoped to keep up with the thread... boo . moo I hope everything gets moving along soon enough for you, the waiting must be annoying esp. since super organised you hasn't even got time to waste doing all the baby stuff (I too will in that situation should I go over... I need to find a new hobby fast just in case!).

All this talk of the sex links nicely into a convo I just had with OH about when the ideal time for the baby to come would be. He defo wants around the 20th so we figure if baby no show around a week of that date we get to get jiggy wif it innit. That'll be odd, because I too can count on one hand with 3 fingers amputated the number of bootie calls we've had since I got preggo.

scorps I too had some pretty serious cramping early on which had me concerned but was told too that it was due to the placenta implanting itself. I guess it lasted a couple of days then went away...

Over and out for now, Mother is on her way and the casserole still needs another 10 hours in the oven... ah shit need to get the apple pie out the freezer too....

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Scorpette · 04/11/2010 11:25

Just stick to pissing on him like usual then, Muse

(Too far?)

Cheers for the reassurance, ReginaDentata :) Won't be long until we're obsessing about you laying, eh? Mmm, apple pie...

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Ariesgirl · 04/11/2010 11:28

Lorry - tell them you have developed hypoglycaemia and will pass out if you're not eating often. It's a troo thing- I turn into a faint, bad tempered, nauseous, irrational hag with no concentration when I've left if too long without food.

AlpinePony · 04/11/2010 11:56

reggie Please say hello to your lovely mum for me. And tell her she's lovely. And everyfink. I haz woman crush on reggie's mum - she's ace. Beware queue-jumpers at this stage reggie - they strike without warning.

Muser · 04/11/2010 12:30

New fred. I apologise for the glaring typo. I have flung myself on MNHQ's mercy to fix it. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1076224-I-wondered-lonely-as-a-PESH