Crazy names you considered?

[LaurenBlue]

During my pregnancy, my partner & I got rather excited about naming our now four-month-old twins. We ended up naming them Cristiano & Nahlia but we did consider Nathaneri & Raya, Kelis & Jamesison, & even Thelma & Caddi.

Don't judge me, I was hormonal! Given the chance, I'd have named them Fork & Knife! :-)

Just wondered what crazy/funny/embarrassing names you considered for your little one?

with dd1 we seriously considered cascade nn cassie a honeymoon baby and we'd spent our honeymoon visiting waterfalls
trinity was also a serious possibility
17 years she's very relieved we changed our minds

Napoleon

I don't know why!

Chaise and Blaise, former for a boy latter for a girl- got put of with the negative reactions from others so chose Kian for ds1 instead!!

I invented "Teddington" for some reason.

Tostig.
Got a fine old drubbing on here for it!
He's still waiting.......if I can just persuade DP.

Atlanta dreamer, although i wasnt actually pregnant when i thought that one up

Grover = if I had a ds.

Dp wouldn't allow it tho'! Besides I had 2 dd's.

Just wanted to pop in and say I know a girl named Blaise, she's 17 or 18. A very unusual name I'd never heard it before and now Nando has mentioned it.

well, this was when i was younger, not when i was pregnant but i wanted twins called taiwan and china

Marie-Pascale -- DD1 was due on Easter Sunday. In the end I was a week late, so went with something else less Eastery. I was also seriously considering Denise, right up to about 8 months.

I wanted to call ds1 Ford. I really thought it was just the best name!
I remeber being at work, I must have been about 34/35 weeks and yet another person asked me if we had a name (we had a short list) but all of a sudden Ford popped into my head and I was convinced it was the perfect name and dp would love it, so I told everyone that the baby would be called Ford.
When I told dp, he looked at me like I had 2 heads!
Thank God he was there to stop me doing it

Hero

Dahlia.

I am not sure that it's crazy enough to be a real entry in this crazy competition, but I'm pretty glad that I didn't go with it!!

Also I thought Merlot was gorgeous when I was pregnant.

Chase for a boy (too much House)

Blaise also Kai

Demelza
Virgil

my son was going to called Otis or Zion.

I have a friend called Demelza!

I always liked Susquehanna, but DH would have divorced me if I'd used it

Vladimir and Oto. Ended up with Oliver

I have loved and discarded

Sheherazade
Guinevere
Rosabella
Mishka

Huxley (stil may make it as the middle name tho...)
Hector
Orlando
Horatio
Winston

Considered Monty. So glad we didn't do it. Gave him a lovely, strong traditional name instead. And now when I hear Monty I just hear "Fetch boy!". Also realise it is terribly try-hard and so glad that in the end we...well...didn't.

I really wanted Tico but got laughed at- this by the man who wanted his ds to be called Boris

Sheherazade - how do you pronounce? Often wondered.

i really wanted boy twins so i could name them red and blue [blush

Unity... what was I thinking?