to dump someone because he couldnt get it up?

[bohbohboh]

It wasn't a problem which cropped up after a long relationship together it was a problem from day one. He said it was nerves but after the 9th time trying I began to get frustrated and rather annoyed!!

I couldnt take anymore after he asked me to try being on top and it was literally like trying to put toothpaste back into the tube and completely creeped me out.

I have name changed for this

I thought that it was 9 times in one night obviously not, well that is a good try 9 times seperately. Like others have said if hes worth it and you see a future with this bloke, than yes you work through it together, if not than run for the hills and let him down gently.

how funny that people take such different info from an OP

I never thought for one minute they had tried 9 times in one night

Is that what someone's face looks like after 9 times in one night ?

perhaps, ImSo

I wouldn't know...

Mine would look but not with envy, and

1st time
2nd time
3rd time
4th time
5th time
6th time
7th time
8th time
9th time

I dont even see how the OPs post could mean 9 times in one night??

9 times a night is over-kill imo..and would cause havoc on the giblets surely?

Sorry - I read it as "AIBU to dump someone because he couldn't get up " ... I was going to say absolutely not, what a lazy hound, tell him to get up and put the DCs' breakfast on ...
[slinks away]

lol @ giblets

there would be some serious friction burns...that is for sure

and enough swelling so you couldn't fit your flaps in your knickers...

floaty frenchies for the next few weeks I feel

nooo, cos then your flaps would hang down your leg

not a good look, when they nearly reach your knees !

..yess not the most well thought out knicker solution ..sounds like a case for the extra strong gusseted granny pant perhaps?..flaps would then be secure yet snug ..obviously flaps must be allowed to air dry before insertion

ISNT AF flaps would definitely be bangin together lol

It'd be no knickers and not leaving the house for a week wouldn't it?

People would spot you were walking like john wayne and ROFL all over the shop

am laughing as on my list of 'threads I'm on' the one imediately below this says 'I always keep a bag of mixed frozen veg in the freezer' Handy!

Little Miss Bump cool pad in the knickers maybe