To want to say what I really feel hear goes?anyone else care to share

[mummybegood]

Fil & Mil no I dont want you phoning me everyday and checking up on the kids telling me what best for my children and no I dont want you to just tell me your coming over now without asking its not convient.
I really need to grow a backbone and say how I feel to people but in a nice way instead of being walked over like I do aibu.

dear work colleague - I am not interested in the tedium of your life, now go and do one

ah, that's better

"I don't care."

That pretty much covers anything said to me by anyone, the vast majority of the time.

lol heQet

Glad its not just me then lets all get it of our chest blargh blargh

Dear social worker, you have already carried out a care asessment on my autistic sons, why do you have to redo it now? If you need to change it because you can't find anyone qualified enough, the answer is to employ someone who is qualified enough!
Dear ds2's head teacher, I wish you would just do one, am sick of your tedious excuses, you think that because you say it with a smile, that makes everything alright. I am leaving it now, but I will ask you at the iep meeting in front of autism outreach, then we will see.
Dear neighbour, stop puting teabags on my car you fing weirdo, I saw you, you childish prick.

dear next door but one neighbour

get a life you boring weirdo

stop interfering with mine

and explain one thing to me, why did you not bother us when neil was alive?

arsehole

hahah! Squahimodo - I hope you're taking them off your car and putting them on his doorstep??!! How strange your neighbour must be - so strange in fact, you could almost live on my road!

Darling, darling client we provided the information and pricing you requested to your exact specification. We gave you a fantastic price and you said you wanted to go ahead. Please stop wasting my bloody time and that of all my colleagues by whinging that you now want changes and a shorter term. The deal is the deal. Take it or leave it.

And, I DO NOT CARE if you are a big and important customer. That is no excuse for not behaving with consideration and respect to other people.

Phew - that's better.

Friend - Stress? Tired? Problems? You don't even have any kids wtf do you know about these things. Your problems are trivial and I can barely keep from laughing in your face when you moan on about how much you miss your dog since you walked out on your wife.

thesteelfairy - I'm so with you!

If you have kids + problems, I am prepared to listen... If you have no kids + problems then YOU DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS... plus you have EVENINGS and WEEKENDS to sort them out, if you still insist that you do have problems....

Ah, that felt better

Friend - you shouldn'd have got a bloody puppy if you are sick of it already,chewing and whining and pissing everywhere, THATS WHAT THEY DO! Stop whining yourself!
MIL - no we don't want to see all these theatre shows you keep sending leaflets on, they are not our thing, and stop playing the martyr everytime we say no.
Two colleagues - stop fucking moaning ALL THE TIME. If you hate it that much, piss off and find a new job.

Am surprised at myself, all this pent up anger!

DH, it's only a flat pack piece of furniture. The white hot rage that building it has caused is so OTT I will be forced to smother you in your sleep. And I built the same thing while heavily pregnant without so much as a single whinge. Stop being such a knobber.

To DH:

Don't work from home and mess the house up and no, it's not my time of the month

MIL - try to remember that you have three grandchildren, not one. The relationship (or lack of) you have with DC are because of your actions, not their personality traits.

DH - stop getting weighed every fecking morning. I am very pleased that you are finally looking after yourself, have stopped free basing lard and are losing weight, but am uninterested in whether you have gained half a pound over the weekend.

And, to Mr You Know Who You Are, stop talking about how much you care about me and what a good friend I am and how much you love me but accept that it will never be more. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANY MORE.

I'm sorry I don't fancy you. I'm sorry you have a saggy, old man's bottom [only seen fully dressed for anyone wondering]. I know you are only six years older than I am; I know you make me laugh; I know you are a nice man but I DO NOT FANCY YOU.

Now, if I wanted you for your money, we'd probably both be happy. But I don't. I wish I did!!

oh my god 14hourstillbedtime, can I put that on my facebook status?!!! I wish I had the guts to do that, so many student friends on there 'oh god it's 10am and I'm soooo tired, how will I get through the one lecture I have today'

I'll have the Porsche though, if you want to gift wrap it with no strings attached

H - When you leave me and move in with her the next day then yes you have left me for someone else no matter how much you try and tell me you haven't.
If you keep pissing me about with regards to access for the kids and texting and ringing her when you are supposed to be looking after them then I will stop all access and you can take me to court.

Bastard

Thanks, that feels better.

to best friend- NO the man you were having an affair with is NOT going to leave his girlfriend, he also shouldnt be relied on to NOT sleep with whatever slapper comes along and offers it on a plate. this means that when he DID sleep with the slapper YOU WERE NOT CHEATED ON!! i pity his blindly naive girlfriend

phew thats better

Dear DSIS,

No you being a size 18 at 42 is not the end of the world, that does not mean that my being a size 12-14 is a bad thing nor does it excuse you being rude because i still have a belly after having DS2 2 yrs ago...I am not particularly bothered by it so why are you??

Dear DP

i am doing my dammed hardest to get ds2 to go to sleep earlier in the evening. turn the fuckin tv down and don't pick him up for a hug when he cries, thats why he keeps doing it, When you are not here he settles easier.

Darling boyfriend

You have been a total TWAT this weekend and no, you are not forgiven.

Mother

My problems are more important than yours because I am doing something about mine.

Sister

Get a job or move out.

Woman at nusery

I will pay my nursery fees when and only when it suits me. I am skint right now, so please fuck off ringing me until I get my tax credits on Thursday.

Woman at work who is on maternity leave

Please do not come back, I like your job too much and would like to stay here thank you very much.

My good friend

Please stop commenting on EVERY status that I put up on FB - you do not look clever and everyone thinks your weird.

Hmm, I think that's everyone

Thanks for that

Dear SIL - stop trying to get one over on me by claiming you have fantastic parenting skills - its not a competition! Also, please stop playing the martyr and manipulating everyone around you

DP - next time you make a life altering decision, please let me know before you tell every one of your work mates and your entire family. It might be important for me to know also... and sometimes I would like to be involved in the decision making - if its not too much to ask.