If one was to ‘find’ some spray paint how might one amusingly deface a St George’s Cross (hypothetically ofc)

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Just as the title says really. We’ve thought of a game of noughts and crosses but figured you Vipers might have a good idea of some other visual effects that could be added. TIA

You are being unreasonable = stop
spoiling the knuckledraggers fun

you are not being unreasonable = crack on gals!

What could I spray on an annoying neighbour's front door??

If you had blue and red you could turn it into a union jack. Patriotic but not associated with racists, just spice girls.

A local tradesman has changed the logo on his van to union jack.

Why make it look worse and draw even more attention to it? Are you thinking it will highlight how ridiculous it is? Because it won’t. It’ll just be more shit graffiti making the place look worse. If you’re of a mind to get the paint out, then paint it white again.

Knuckledraggers? I hope you don’t have the temerity to wonder how or why if that odious little toad ever gets to be our PM. He’s dangerous. And treating him and his supporters as though they are just stupid idiots, barely worthy of your contempt, is a big mistake to make.

A pentagon . . .

Should people do this to all the flags they dislike? I assume you think they’re all fair game OP.

Ukrainian flags? Or Palestinian flags? Or Pride flags? Hmmm…

Add a bow on the top to make it look like a present in the way kids draw them. In a similar vein, draw some curtains on to make it look like a window.

Oh gosh what japes, how clever and considerably better than the 'knuckle draggers' are you.....
You do realise it's ridiculous, condescending shit like you're spouting that perpetuates and fuels things....?

Making them into pride flags would be brilliant

Why on earth is the England flag racist when I bet you wouldn’t say that about Scottish people waving their flags? If you have fallen for the narrative that it’s been appropriated by racists then the logical thing to do is to fly it yourself and show that it’s our national flag and not the property of racists.

This!

Adult dd and I thought we might use the 4 boxes it creates to write a word in each.
’Thank god for immigrants’ is our current fave.

Dead Kennedys logo. ITKYK

I think that you could probably use a marker to add the line “Breaking news: Turkish born, Palestinian raised immigrant becomes English Saint” across the top of it.

Nothing wrong with all the England flags up! Looks good

'Fuck off racist twats' could be another.

'Farage is a cunt' would be my favourite though.

"England welcomes immigrants"

This! Sick of people saying it's racist when it's not

Have you considered growing the fuck up?

I'm not English but I find the OPs question so sad to read

It is the flag of your country and shouldn't be defaced.

I think people need to take pride in their flag and 'take it back' so to speak.

I think it's very sad that it seems to be seen (rightly or wrongly) by some as racist and I wished it drew people together rather than separating or dividing a country

The flag in itself isn't racist but you can bet your bottom pound sterling the people painting them on roundabouts and drain covers are.
Smh

All this makes me very glad that nearly all the roundabouts in my town have grass on them.

Nigel's
Laughing
At
You

One word for each quarter. It's not mocking, it's not racist, it's not stupid, it's true.

Some locals here (teens I’m assuming.. based on nothing) have drawn a big weed leaf on the flag hung up on a local monument.
I’d like to see a peace sign or maybe the Harry Potter symbol.
Can’t stand the England flag it has been associated with racists my whole life.

Does it look good badly spray painted on roundabouts??