Gordon Bennett there's no fucking hope 🤦
0-5 free.
6 to whatever the fuck it was pays.
0 = from birth until the first anniversary of that event. Free.
1 - You have not yet had your second birthday. Free.
2 - You have not yet had your third birthday. Free.
3 - You have not yet had your forth birthday. Free.
4 - You have not yet had your fifth birthday. Free.
5 - You have not yet had your sixth birthday. Free.
6 - happy birthday. You have had your birthday. You blew out your six little candles, ate your cake, went batcrap crazy with excitement and someone who hates your parents bought you glitter. You are now 6 years old and the sign says 6 - whatever it was.
you pay.
because you are 6.
you had your sixth birthday.
When people ask how old you are you say six. Probably with a cute little lisp.
If you are shy, you have to also hold up one finger from your other hand to tell strangers how old you are.
This finger. 🖕