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Would you expect to pay for child

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Whatdidyoudo99 · 21/09/2022 11:52

Would you expect to pay for 5.5 year old if pricing is

0-5 free
6-17 £25

I was charged and told under 5s are free and as 5.5 years old I have to pay!

OP posts:
Beees · 21/09/2022 20:01

fucap · 21/09/2022 19:49

A child who is over the age but not yet 5 is 5 and therefore free

Haha I wrote a load of crap here.
I meant a child who is over the age of 5 but not yet 6 is 5 and therefore free.

Nah not crap, I think we all got what you meant.

Plus if that's a load of crap I dread to think what we call the nonsense some posters are coming out with who believe the dentist was correct to charge. Grin

user29 · 21/09/2022 20:40

If it had just said 0-5 i would have taken as ' you need to pay' You are 5 on your 5th birthday.A minute later you are over 5.
HOWEVER
if they say 6+ pay, then that blows the first sentence out of teh water

AryaStarkWolf · 21/09/2022 20:47

user29 · 21/09/2022 20:40

If it had just said 0-5 i would have taken as ' you need to pay' You are 5 on your 5th birthday.A minute later you are over 5.
HOWEVER
if they say 6+ pay, then that blows the first sentence out of teh water

If it said 0-5 free you would have thought a 5 year old would have to pay? Why? It includes 5 year olds, you're 5 until your 6th birthday

Whinge · 21/09/2022 20:51

If it had just said 0-5 i would have taken as ' you need to pay' You are 5 on your 5th birthday.A minute later you are over 5.

Confused

Nope, a minute later you're still 5. They don't have a cut off of 5 years and 1 minute. You pay when you're 6. So until you're 6, you don't need to pay.

I'm also confused by how many people think you should pay for a 5 year old, when the pricing makes it clear they're free.

LongLivedQueen · 21/09/2022 20:52

user29 · 21/09/2022 20:40

If it had just said 0-5 i would have taken as ' you need to pay' You are 5 on your 5th birthday.A minute later you are over 5.
HOWEVER
if they say 6+ pay, then that blows the first sentence out of teh water

So you think 0 to 5 does somehow not include 5?

Like actually?

And your HOWEVER makes no sense.
0-5
6+
There's no however there. 0-5 means 0, 1, 2, 3 AND 5.
Then 6+ means 6 and onwards.

In short...what the fuckity fuck are you talking about?

user1496146479 · 21/09/2022 20:58

Somethingneedstochange · 21/09/2022 13:32

But your child isn't under 5. You pay after the child's 5th birthday. Why is it so hard to understand? They state under 5's free not under 6's.

Read it again slowly! It doesn't state under 5's at all!!
Hmm

Igneococcus · 21/09/2022 21:29

If it were under 5s and then the next group starts at 6 it would leave all the ones who are actually 5 years old out. Neither group would include the ones that have turned 5 but not 6 yet in this scenario?

VeganCow · 22/09/2022 07:54

IncompleteSenten · 21/09/2022 15:04

"I’m amazed at the level of confusion around something so simple."

It's fucking painful to read is what it is.

Free chocolate for those aged 45 to 48.

I am 48 years and 9 months old.

Am I 49? No. I'm fucking not. Give me the bloody chocolate.

dead right but that made me laugh 😁

SirChenjins · 22/09/2022 08:30

Oh dear god - are there still posters who aren’t grasping this, despite it being explained over and over in really simple terms that being five and one day old doesn’t make you six?

I mean, it’s not just basic primary level maths, it’s written clearly in black and white. Makes you fear for future generations really.

IncompleteSenten · 22/09/2022 08:33

Whinge · 21/09/2022 20:51

If it had just said 0-5 i would have taken as ' you need to pay' You are 5 on your 5th birthday.A minute later you are over 5.

Confused

Nope, a minute later you're still 5. They don't have a cut off of 5 years and 1 minute. You pay when you're 6. So until you're 6, you don't need to pay.

I'm also confused by how many people think you should pay for a 5 year old, when the pricing makes it clear they're free.

Gordon Bennett there's no fucking hope 🤦

0-5 free.

6 to whatever the fuck it was pays.

0 = from birth until the first anniversary of that event. Free.

1 - You have not yet had your second birthday. Free.

2 - You have not yet had your third birthday. Free.

3 - You have not yet had your forth birthday. Free.

4 - You have not yet had your fifth birthday. Free.

5 - You have not yet had your sixth birthday. Free.

6 - happy birthday. You have had your birthday. You blew out your six little candles, ate your cake, went batcrap crazy with excitement and someone who hates your parents bought you glitter. You are now 6 years old and the sign says 6 - whatever it was.

you pay.

because you are 6.

you had your sixth birthday.

When people ask how old you are you say six. Probably with a cute little lisp.

If you are shy, you have to also hold up one finger from your other hand to tell strangers how old you are.

This finger. 🖕

Beees · 22/09/2022 08:37

I mean, it’s not just basic primary level maths, it’s written clearly in black and white. Makes you fear for future generations really.

Don't worry about the future generations these days maths concepts are imbedded much more securely so fortunately the children currently in school wont make such simple mistakes. It's the adults who are raising them who don't seem to be able to understand simple maths that we need to worry about. Grin

purpleme12 · 22/09/2022 08:49

If this is clearly stated on their website/terms and conditions then I'd complain actually.
They're saying two different things

Whinge · 22/09/2022 09:15

IncompleteSenten · 22/09/2022 08:33

Gordon Bennett there's no fucking hope 🤦

0-5 free.

6 to whatever the fuck it was pays.

0 = from birth until the first anniversary of that event. Free.

1 - You have not yet had your second birthday. Free.

2 - You have not yet had your third birthday. Free.

3 - You have not yet had your forth birthday. Free.

4 - You have not yet had your fifth birthday. Free.

5 - You have not yet had your sixth birthday. Free.

6 - happy birthday. You have had your birthday. You blew out your six little candles, ate your cake, went batcrap crazy with excitement and someone who hates your parents bought you glitter. You are now 6 years old and the sign says 6 - whatever it was.

you pay.

because you are 6.

you had your sixth birthday.

When people ask how old you are you say six. Probably with a cute little lisp.

If you are shy, you have to also hold up one finger from your other hand to tell strangers how old you are.

This finger. 🖕

@IncompleteSenten

Ekk I hope that wasn't directed at me. Grin I hope my post was clear, and the bolded part was me quoting another poster. Who for some weird reason thinks once you're a minute past your 5th birthday you should pay. Confused

I'm totally in agreement that you don't pay for the child until they're 6.

MmeCamenbert · 22/09/2022 09:17

I read it as the moment your child turns 5 you are expected to pay? Under
5, free, 5 and 1 day, pay?

Beees · 22/09/2022 09:21

MmeCamenbert · 22/09/2022 09:17

I read it as the moment your child turns 5 you are expected to pay? Under
5, free, 5 and 1 day, pay?

How did you read it as the child has to be paid for when they turn 5 when it so clearly says 6+ are charged...

Whinge · 22/09/2022 09:22

MmeCamenbert · 22/09/2022 09:17

I read it as the moment your child turns 5 you are expected to pay? Under
5, free, 5 and 1 day, pay?

Could you explain why you read it like this?

Your child is still 5 after the day of their birthday. Whether it's 5 years and 1 day, or 5 years and 364 days, they're 5 until they have their 6th birthday.

FaazoHuyzeoSix · 22/09/2022 09:24

I remember being told about a child who, when asked how old he was, answered "I am 5 at school, 4 at home and 3 on the bus"

Cw112 · 22/09/2022 09:26

They are still 5 so no I wouldn't expect to pay as their next bracket is 6 and above.

SirChenjins · 22/09/2022 09:26

MmeCamenbert · 22/09/2022 09:17

I read it as the moment your child turns 5 you are expected to pay? Under
5, free, 5 and 1 day, pay?

In which case it would be 0-4 free, 5-17 £25

Do you honestly not get this?

Marvellousmadness · 22/09/2022 09:29

Everyone that doesn't understand the example op posted, has to go back to primary school 🤭

IncompleteSenten · 22/09/2022 09:30

Whinge · 22/09/2022 09:15

@IncompleteSenten

Ekk I hope that wasn't directed at me. Grin I hope my post was clear, and the bolded part was me quoting another poster. Who for some weird reason thinks once you're a minute past your 5th birthday you should pay. Confused

I'm totally in agreement that you don't pay for the child until they're 6.

🤣 no. No. I was agreeing with you!

Whinge · 22/09/2022 09:32

IncompleteSenten · 22/09/2022 09:30

🤣 no. No. I was agreeing with you!

Phew 😂 I don't want to be misunderstood and thought of as one of those who doesn't understand how ages actually work. 😅

IncompleteSenten · 22/09/2022 09:35

😁. No. Not at all.

It is genuinely baffling.

I cannot understand how someone can think that you have to pay for an under 6 year old when the text says you start paying from 6.

Beees · 22/09/2022 09:36

FaazoHuyzeoSix · 22/09/2022 09:24

I remember being told about a child who, when asked how old he was, answered "I am 5 at school, 4 at home and 3 on the bus"

I think me and this child's parents would get on. Grin They sound like my kind of people.

Blondeshavemorefun · 22/09/2022 09:43

Dentist needs to work out do they mean under 5 are free so

0-4 are free

and pay 5/16

or 0-5 free and 6 pay

i would have said no , dc is 5 and not paid

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