Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

Nothing wrong with dream shagging Greg Davies.

If you start dream shagging Boris Johnson then you might need to seek help.

I met him at university (he did a stand up show) and have had somewhat regular sex dreams about him ever since.

Yeah, I wouldn't be sorry to have a sex dream about Greg.

I find Greg extremely attractive but then I also find James May sexy so who am I to talk?!

YANBU. I like a tall, well-built man and have had a guilty crush since the Inbetweeners.

He's very hot. Lives near me. And rubbed my dogs head.

Dog was a right slapper and nearly got her belly out for him.

I was jealous

Greg Davies as a regular star of sex dreams would have surprised me until I had one. I guess the benefit of it being a dream shag is no risk of being squashed.

Laurie dream me is jealous of your slapped dog.

*slapper dog.

Ah I totally would!!

Mr Gilbert. Will's Mum is a lucky lady!

I've never had one about him but honestly, I really wouldn't mind. There's something strangely attractive about him.

I never actually watched the Inbetweeners or any of his other acting. Only TM and some of his stand up here and there.

Would it fuel the dreams to watch the Inbetweeners at this stage, I wonder...

I think The Inbetweeners is hilarious but I am not the target audience. GD was also in the sitcom called Man Down with Rik Mayall playing his Dad.

That’s not at all unreasonable 😍

There's something strangely attractive about him.
In my dream I told him he’s hotter with his glasses, so he kept them on. Having distracted myself from the hell of working whilst supervising my DC’s home learning by looking at photos, I think my subconscious was right about the glasses thing.

Op that is not at all unreasonable.

I reckon he'd be an absolute stallion.

There is something strangely attractive about him even as a total loser in man down. YANBU.

Yeh he's definitely got that 'thing' and I reckon he'd be a great shag
Not unreasonable at all!

He's clearly utter FILTH.

I do like his enormous hands.

I reckon he'd be an absolute stallion.

Meaning well equipped or good at using it? I could believe the former but even after the dream, I’m unconvinced of the latter... I have limited but not pleasurable experience of unfit men over 50...

He's 6ft 8"

Watch Cuckoo as well (bbc3?).

Looking smokin' in this picture

Ooh you lucky thing. Greg Davies is hot stuff.