Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

Omg, I found my people

Have binging TM and I have filthy thoughts about Greg
Have made my husband watch from the very first season again

I've dream shagged him. He wasn't very beastified with me at all. He was making lurrrve.... and a bit clingy afterwards.

Oh christ yes, I’d bang that man into next week! Here he is getting pissed on finnish vodka in his underwear with Russell howard

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UeQXreI76q0

@JarvisCockersLeftEyebrow you need to watch the recent document about Kes then - it featured a scene with greg and jarvis discussing ken loach films and it was essentially pornography as far as i was concerned fans self

@KnitFastDieWarm Jesus Christ where do I find this pornography you speak of?

[quote JarvisCockersLeftEyebrow]@KnitFastDieWarm Jesus Christ where do I find this pornography you speak of?[/quote]
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p07vby4z

you’re welcome. Take a little time for yourself

@NotExactlyMrsCurrentAffairs

I hands down beat you all on the most embarrassing sex dream, it only happened last week too, it was...Ronnie Barker ffs

As Norman Stanley Fletcher, Arkwright or himself

Are you all ON GLUE???!!!

NO WAY! He looks like the type of teacher who would always ‘forget’ to do his break duty, and nick all the milk in the staff room...

I remember him once saying (in a standup show) he has a surprisingly average size manhood for someone of his height...then something like, but I make up for it by hammering it in.

I’m not gonna lie it gave me a little lady nudge!

I’m sure you’re all insane...

Whereas Will from the Repair Shop...

His stories on Graham Norton are hilarious 😂

This has been posted on greggs Facebook page 😂

I had a builder who looked like Greg. He was gorgeous.

Anyway watch him on the Graham Norton show with Jodie Foster and Ryan Gosling. Its the funniest and poor Ryan was nearly wetting himself laughing.

Whereas Will from the Repair Shop...

Young Will is rather nice but I'd snap the poor bugger like a pencil.

@NotExactlyMrsCurrentAffairs

I hands down beat you all on the most embarrassing sex dream, it only happened last week too, it was...Ronnie Barker ffs

I full-on LOL-ed when I read this ... then I realised I’d got mixed up with Ronnie Corbett 🤣

Anyway watch him on the Graham Norton show with Jodie Foster and Ryan Gosling. Its the funniest and poor Ryan was nearly wetting himself laughing.

Whereas Jodie had cats bum face over his mum doing his laundry for him but couldn’t keep from laughing eventually.
See I’ve thought he’s funny for ages but just never found him shaggable until the swoony dream.

I remember him once saying (in a standup show) he has a surprisingly average size manhood for someone of his height...then something like, but I make up for it by hammering it in.

It’s like he was there for my dream too

(Erm... Where might a woman amidst a sex drought find a clip of this?)

@NotExactlyMrsCurrentAffairs

I hands down beat you all on the most embarrassing sex dream, it only happened last week too, it was...Ronnie Barker ffs

@Nancylovesthecock

This has been posted on greggs Facebook page 😂

What?! Please screenshot if anything interesting happens

Did you see him on Graham Norton quite a while ago - he was telling a tale of a romantic picnic that was interrupted by his grandfather at a crucial moment!
Worth hunting down on YouTube.

I can well imagine Sexy Greg reading snippets from this in his next stand up.

Shout out to the OP if you're reading Greg

I will sadly decline membership of this very specific club, but I'm just here waiting for Greg to come on and comment

Nuts, anyone?

Oh Good Gawd, I thought you were all on about him from Masterchef/Inside The Factory and thought fark me, has everyone completely lost their collective minds during lockdown?!
Stallion?
Utter filth?!
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lol

He is hilarious as Mr Gilbert. I think the leading man role in sex dreams can come as a complete surprise. I have no desire whatsoever where Simon Cowell is concerned but had quite a steamy dream that I was shagging him in some flowerbeds in a hotel foyer. Worse still, I dreamt my dad turned up and saw me. Just why? Rather disturbing.

Having looked Will from the Repair Shop up, I am fully willing to have a sex dream about him, if he's free.

I met Jarvis some years back though and he is (or was) genuinely so skinny that I don't think I could go there. And I'm a fairly tiny thing myself.

A few months ago I had the most amazing dream about Pedro Pascal, a man whose existence I had barely paid the slightest attention to before. It completely changed how I saw him. Imagine my disappointment at how little we saw his face in the Mandalorian.