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Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

438 replies

RatherBeReading · 06/01/2021 14:34

I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind Confused
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

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Smiledwiththerisingsun · 12/01/2021 21:41

Oh! I have been reading through this thread thinking that you are all talking about Alan Davies 🤣🤣🤣

Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies
shas19 · 12/01/2021 22:58

Another Andrew Lincoln dream last night,is it bad I'm hoping for round 3 tonight?🤣

Alternista · 13/01/2021 09:54

@shas19

Another Andrew Lincoln dream last night,is it bad I'm hoping for round 3 tonight?🤣
Ohhh he’s hot too, I’m jealous!

I hope they somehow read this, might bring a smile to a shit week.

Not my boss though. That inappropriate dream needs to stay secret 😂

NewYearNewLockdown · 13/01/2021 10:16

@Smiledwiththerisingsun

Oh! I have been reading through this thread thinking that you are all talking about Alan Davies 🤣🤣🤣

Ew, no just no Grin

SaladBowlsAndBasinsAndBuckets · 13/01/2021 14:43

You've started something OP. I dreamt I slunk off with Jimmy Carr to give him a bj last night. He was very flirty. Fortunately I woke up before the event. There is no need to remember that bit.

Smiledwiththerisingsun · 13/01/2021 19:40

@NewYearNewLockdown AGREED! 🤣 Was amused at all the Alan love 🤣

NewYearNewLockdown · 13/01/2021 20:14

Grin😂

silverbubbles · 13/01/2021 20:16

I had to google him. Mr Gilbert!!! I love a hot fuck in my dreams - don't really care who it is!

KickingBishopBrennanUpTheArrse · 13/01/2021 20:34

I want to ruffle his hair. It's so tufty and soft. I reckon he'd be quite happy to let a good woman hop on and help herself. Wink

SconesJamthenCream · 13/01/2021 21:02

I totally would. I’ve actually signed on via a browser rather than the app so I can vote! Grin

polkadotpjs · 13/01/2021 21:47

Oh my word. I'm totally on board. I LOVE Greg. I rarely get to the full business in dreams but not for lack of imagination. Love James May too.

KickingBishopBrennanUpTheArrse · 13/01/2021 21:49

@CarinaMarina

I'd ride Greg Davies like Seabiscuit
GrinGrinGrin
KickingBishopBrennanUpTheArrse · 13/01/2021 21:51

@NotExactlyMrsCurrentAffairs

I hands down beat you all on the most embarrassing sex dream, it only happened last week too, it was...Ronnie Barker ffs Blush
Ronnie Barker has been my crush for at least 45 years Wink
Respectabitch · 14/01/2021 10:05

I had a sex dream!

...about James Marsters as Spike. I know some people would be all up in that, but NO. Do better, subconscious!

iklboo · 14/01/2021 12:58

I had a very rude dream about a colleague last night Blush. He is an attractive bloke but I'm old enough to be his mum!

Changedname81 · 15/01/2021 14:47

Greg Davies is a hotty... I’ll also be prepared to take one for the team ahem...

On the subject of strange crushes ... David Mitchell anyone? No? Just me??

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 15/01/2021 15:00

Only with facial hair for me! Not a weird one at all though.

Funny does it. Smile

Dailyhandtowelwash · 15/01/2021 19:05

I went to uni with David Mitchell and had a crush on him back then. I had a thing for tweeds. He had no idea who I was though and would have been uninterested if he had, so it went unrequited.

RCMcGee · 15/01/2021 22:10

@Changedname81

Greg Davies is a hotty... I’ll also be prepared to take one for the team ahem...

On the subject of strange crushes ... David Mitchell anyone? No? Just me??

I also had a sex dream about him once. I don't and didn't fancy him, but in my dream I was absolutely wild for him. He was very passionate and sweet. Not a big beast like Greg was.
CounsellorTroi · 16/01/2021 15:08

@Changedname81

Greg Davies is a hotty... I’ll also be prepared to take one for the team ahem...

On the subject of strange crushes ... David Mitchell anyone? No? Just me??

No not just you! Eyes to drown in....
iklboo · 16/01/2021 16:31

Sorry David Mitchell looks like a sad Moomin to me.

Bloodypunkrockers · 16/01/2021 21:21

I'm watching the Masked Singer.

Could be Greg as the Blob

LittleMissTeacup · 17/01/2021 01:01

Although Greg is lovely, I’m all about the Vikings with Ragnar Lothbrok - piercing eyes and those Viking looks...

LadyOfTheCanyon · 17/01/2021 09:27

By my ready reckoning I'm third in line for Joe Wilkinson which suits me fine.

I've had quite a few sex dreams about Rhod Gilbert and can report back that he's absolute filth.

iklboo · 17/01/2021 12:49

@LittleMissTeacup - I can confirm Ragnar is amazing in bed after my dream the other night. Very considerate too.

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