Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

He's clearly utter FILTH.

Dream-Greg certainly was.

I'm always very jealous of people who can have proper sex dreams. I've never managed one that wasn't incredibly disturbing and completely non arousing. The only ones I've had with people I've found halfway attractive have cut out way before we get to the good bit.

Watch Cuckoo as well (bbc3?).

I haven’t decided yet if I want to encourage these sex dreams. (Who am I kidding...)

I would! There is something about him that I find attractive!

I'm always very jealous of people who can have proper sex dreams.

If you’ve had real sex in the past year, I’d happily swap.

For TM fans......

I just been listening to his stand up again.Hes so funny

Hmm, he's a lot older than me, but I see what you're saying!!
I wouldn't say no to a cheeky dream shag with him

I would loooove if he replied to this thread 😂😂😂

I loved that season waltzingparrot

I can only Imagine the size of his equipment.

you should watch the Travel Man one he did with Richard Ayoade. It is pure, unadulterated Greg filth

@grey12 same!!

@Awwlookatmybabyspider

I can only Imagine the size of his equipment.

He's actually replied to this - I think - saying it's pretty normal!

Hmm, he's a lot older than me

Age is irrelevant for dream shags.

I love Greg Davies, so YANBU in the slightest!

I’ve loved him in everything I’ve seen him in (particularly Man Down and stand up). I especially loved the story he told during one of his stand up shows where he broke his toilet whilst sitting on it! 😱😂 So funny. And all the appearances he has done on the Graham Norton Show, there is a brilliant montage of these on YouTube, he’s told some hilarious stories on there that have happened to him! 😂

God no. He was my drama teacher!

YANBU. Very attractive man. I will watch pretty much anything with him in.

NC for this because really, it's quite unbecoming for a woman my age to be crushing so hard on this man....

In short, no OP, not at all unreasonable. He is fabulous...

I absolutely would in a heartbeat.

@Sewfrickinbamazeballs Are you Karen Powell? (his favorite pupil apparently)

@Sewfrickinamazeballs

God no. He was my drama teacher!

Please tell us everything you remember!

As long as it wasn't Gregg Wallace 😁

you should watch the Travel Man one he did with Richard Ayoade. It is pure, unadulterated Greg filth

Just found this on All 4 [shocked]. A million sex-starved thank yous, sister.

@HappyThursdays

you should watch the Travel Man one he did with Richard Ayoade. It is pure, unadulterated Greg filth

I'm going to watch this later when DH goes out for his daily exercise 😆