Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

[RatherBeReading]

I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

@BigBadVoodooHat

Have you watched the NY special, OP? Where he tells a rather saucy Shirley Ballas that she's 'awakened' something in him?

Or the bit where he tells Sally Phillips that she's clearly not getting enough sex and 'we'll have to see what we can do about that'.

Hell, yeah.

I didn’t know there’s a new special! When I can tear myself off CNN it’ll be the first thing I watch!

I found the flirty stuff between him and Sally funny in first watch but in rewatch I think it’ll be 🥵

Oh yes i adore Greg in taskmaster and cuckoo. His stand up show on netflix was rather funny.

Id also climb him like a tree.

@willloman

Greg, is this you...?

Ha! Since Greg’s built a career on portraying himself as a ludicrously tall, fat, terrible ex teacher I don’t think it’ll suit him to have proof that 87% of the 100+ MNer’s polled think that it’s not unreasonable to have steamy dream sex with him. Nor, indeed, to want to ride him like a horse/climb him like a tree!

I kind of get where you're coming from but still have the scene with him and the cleaning lady in Man Down seared into my brain.

I've always had a thing for him so YADNBU

YANBU. I had an incredible dream about Jarvis Cocker last week, filthy it was, despite him being 33 years older than me. In fact, it inspired my recent name change.

JarvisCockersLeftEyebrow

I also fancy Jarvis . He’s 36 years older than me.

Mmmmm Greg Davies. I so would.

Oooo - I wouldn’t mind a sex dream about Greg .

He’s got an amazing personality which I find really sexy.

I'm totally jealous!
I'd lick his arse! 😆

@TheMarzipanDildo fight you for him

I was scrolling too fast and had a terrifying moment when I misread the name as Greg Wallace

I had dream sex over a car bonnet with Jeremy Clarkson once. It was the worst dream ever, and that includes the ones where I'm naked at work and my house burns down and the cat gets eaten by a giant lizard that came out of the chimney.

@toolazytothinkofausername

Nothing wrong with dream shagging Greg Davies.

If you start dream shagging Boris Johnson then you might need to seek help.

The stuff of nightmares.

Best Thread Ever. I really needed this.

Feel fairly certain yours is better than mine.
(Have actually name changed for this)

Ant Mcpartlin and I was really into it

@shitinmyhandsandclap

I find Greg extremely attractive but then I also find James May sexy so who am I to talk?!

I have the hots for James May, too

Don’t get the James May thing. I once met him through work and though he was pleasant, it’s a big fat meh from me.

Ant McPartlin - not envy.

88% of 124 MNers think Greg sex dreams are not unreasonable.

Despite being in their number, I’m really really shocked that he’s widely considered so shaggable.

YANBU. He would be brilliant in both dream and real life sex I reckon.

Off to watch the Xmas special of Taskmaster now.......

@RatherBeReading

Don’t get the James May thing. I once met him through work and though he was pleasant, it’s a big fat meh from me.

Ant McPartlin - not envy.

Was a bit of a horrid shock for me as well He's never been someone I liked, even in Byker Grove. Added to the fact I loathe drink drivers and was very team Lisa. Hence my name change of lockdown has broken me.

I was looking for the bit mentioned above with Sally Phillips and found this instead

I hands down beat you all on the most embarrassing sex dream, it only happened last week too, it was...Ronnie Barker ffs

I love Greg!
That is all

@JarvisCockersLeftEyebrow

YANBU. I had an incredible dream about Jarvis Cocker last week, filthy it was, despite him being 33 years older than me. In fact, it inspired my recent name change.

I had a great dream about Jarvis, we had filthy sex on my Mums kitchen table, and then he wrote a song about it.