Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

@iklboo

Sorry David Mitchell looks like a sad Moomin to me.

Cannot unsee!

I had the Greg dream last night ! Just a bit of kissing and starting to do other things then my dd woke up for a glass of water damn !! I literally was scrolling though Netflix and spotted man down so this must have been what triggered the dream !

I STILL haven't had any raunchy dreams about anyone, let alone Greg. Booo.

I did dream that I was in a Spiral cop bust raid though, so that was good.

I'm scheduling an inappropriate sex dream about Adrian Lester to balance up the stern teacher sex dream I'm going to have with Greg. Adrian will be smiley, a bit self conscious and his Brummie accent will creep in occasionally.

@KickingBishopBrennanUpTheArrse - have you seen the episode of Staged with Adrian Lester in it? He goes full on Brummie

[quote iklboo]@KickingBishopBrennanUpTheArrse - have you seen the episode of Staged with Adrian Lester in it? He goes full on Brummie [/quote]
I certainly have! It was amazing 🥰

That is a good dream to have.

I'm pretty sure he's gay though?

@thornyhousewife

That is a good dream to have.

I'm pretty sure he's gay though?

No he's been happily married for 23 years to Lolita Chakrabarti

OMG - thought you meant Greg Davies was gay - that would be a travesty.

Thornyhouse wife : you made me spit my red which is a crime and ruined my evening , just at the thought!!

You are all a bunch of bastards!

I hardly ever dream and even then don’t remember them but after this thread I had a very horror inducing kiss with jimmy Carr (while on a bed) but not only that he looked human but had the overt tone of a ventriloquist dummy so it was even more creepy and confusing because I still can tell if he was human or dummy in it.
Luckily I woke up before anything else could happen.

Can not tell*

I'm frightened and i'm confessing so that this bastard does not stalk my dreams anymore.

I had a Matt Hancock sex dream last night (not envy!)

I am not a Matt fan - I'm anything BUT a Matt fan.

Weirdest thing is that although he was full on cheese "This is the most beautiful leg I've ever seen!" he was really was very talented! Shit with the words but his actions were anything but!

And now I feel very very very very dirty and not in a good way!

This is for you all. You’re welcome!