Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

Last night I dreamed I shagged Alan Sugar.

It was awful.

@shitinmyhandsandclap

I find Greg extremely attractive but then I also find James May sexy so who am I to talk?!

God me too! Throw Richard Osman in there and I'd be a very happy woman!

I don't fancy him at all.although he is quite funny, He would make a good friend I think. He is 52 I think, and single, perhaps never married., so perhaps would be excited by so many adoring ladies on here.

He IS hotter with his glasses on!

I totally would in a dream, but might best avoid doing him IRL. He's a full foot and a half taller than me and I fear I would end up most squished. I also share the PP's cynicism about the performance of an overweight smoker in his 50s who makes frequent jokes about the state of his prostate.

He is a magnificent beast though. And funny as fuck.

also I have a guilty crush on Little Alex Horne

Wtaf is wrong with you all.

@1forAll74

I don't fancy him at all.although he is quite funny, He would make a good friend I think. He is 52 I think, and single, perhaps never married., so perhaps would be excited by so many adoring ladies on here.

Eh, I think he's a perennial bachelor. He was with the Labour MP Liz Kendall for a long time, but he seems to have been permasingle since they split and to quite like it that way.

Oh god, just nooo!

The best Greg is Greg James though.

Greg James? Jesus no! Boring face

@MobLife

Greg James? Jesus no! Boring face

Eh?

Absolutely yes to this. Watch his very funny question and answer sessions with Taylor Lautner and you will love him even more.

oh, the ping pong game with Taylor Lautner is great too!

And look up Rhod Gilbert's stand up to shyness - he appears in that briefly and it was really interesting. He talks about having no self-esteem which is not what you'd expect.

@Sparklingbrook he's got one of those really forgettable faces!

[quote MobLife]@Sparklingbrook he's got one of those really forgettable faces! [/quote]
Has he? If you say so, but I've not forgotten it even if he's on the radio!

Carry on. It’s the people who admit to sex dreams about Raab or Gavin Williamson that I worry about!

Halfway through making macaroni cheese, it hit me that “pretty normal” equipage would mean what we did in my dream would be possible in real life...

@Sparklingbrook you crack on! I'll stick with Davies and then everyone is a winner!

This is the funniest thread I’ve read in ages. Thanks for making me laugh 😆.

[quote MobLife]@Sparklingbrook you crack on! I'll stick with Davies and then everyone is a winner![/quote]
I have never heard anyone call someone else's face 'boring' before. It's quite strange really.
He's happily married so I am guessing his wife thinks his face is just fine...

@Respectabitch

He IS hotter with his glasses on!

I totally would in a dream, but might best avoid doing him IRL. He's a full foot and a half taller than me and I fear I would end up most squished. I also share the PP's cynicism about the performance of an overweight smoker in his 50s who makes frequent jokes about the state of his prostate.

He is a magnificent beast though. And funny as fuck.

also I have a guilty crush on Little Alex Horne

Glad someone agrees with me about the glasses - and the rest!

Have to say though, the more clips I track down through recommendations on here, the less it seems to matter that he’s more than a decade older and more than a foot taller than me.

Nothing wrong with fancying Greg Davies. Especially when he does his ex-teacher bit on Taskmaster.

@peachgreen

Nothing wrong with fancying Greg Davies. Especially when he does his ex-teacher bit on Taskmaster.

For some reason that is totally the hottest. When he made James Acaster sound like a 7yo boy who'd been caught throwing rocks at windows... Phreeeow. [fans self]

Wtaf is wrong with you all.

Until my dream I think I’d have said the same thing...

@WouldstrokeTomHardy

As long as it wasn't Gregg Wallace 😁

yes, Gregg Wallace came into my head as well - bit eugh

I had a similar dream the other night about Phil Collins I think lockdown is getting to me