Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

For some reason that is totally the hottest.

Yup... the mock-stern face, with one eyebrow raised, and his voice deepening... oof.

Please excuse me for a short interval...

Thoughts and prayers for the Alan Sugar/ Phil Collins sex dream sufferers.

I recommend half a bottle of Malbec and a cry over lockdown, followed by binging 4 episodes of a Greg Davies show immediately before sleep to get a filthy Greg sex dream. Unfortunately no sex since December 2019 might also play a part.

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For some reason that is totally the hottest.

Yup... the mock-stern face, with one eyebrow raised, and his voice deepening... oof.

Please excuse me for a short interval...

"Now, you apologise and we'll say no more about it."

Greg isn’t my cup of tea physically but I do fancy him a bit because he is funny as fuck but clearly also very clever. There is something about clever funny men that get to me.

If I ever got the chance I'd take one for the team, try him out first and let you all know if he was any good or not

Oh absolutely with the glasses in the latter few series of taskmaster.

you know when you dream about a house that is your house, but not YOUR house....imagine that principle with Rev Richard Coles, but not , plus sheer complete hotness.

I always found him quite attractive. I love him on Taskmaster but I’ve gone off of him for two reasons.

1. Dh replays every bloody episode of TM until I’m sick to death of it. (It’s his favourite tv show)
2. Ive found Greg to be more than a little misogynistic.

YANBU though.

I met his ex-girlfriend a few years ago when at the time I thought they were still together. Good job I did not ask about him when we met.

@hiccupgate

Wtaf is wrong with you all.

Guessing lockdown has sent everyone nuts.

"Now, you apologise and we'll say no more about it."
That link

Sounds entirely reasonable to me. I am 100% certain that Greg Davies is amazing at teh dream sex.

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Thoughts and prayers for the Alan Sugar/ Phil Collins sex dream sufferers.

I recommend half a bottle of Malbec and a cry over lockdown, followed by binging 4 episodes of a Greg Davies show immediately before sleep to get a filthy Greg sex dream. Unfortunately no sex since December 2019 might also play a part.

Don't worry, the dreams wear off once you hit no sex since 2010.

A decade without sex?! I’d pass the highly satisfying (ahem) sex dreams your way if I knew how.

I would climb him like a tree. A sexy, sexy tree. But then I’ve also had sex dreams about Alan Titmarsh, so I think my brain’s gone wrong.

Sorry, Titchmarsh. See? I only have to think of his name & my fingers get all wobbly.

I would love a thorough rogering from Greg

Titchmarsh, ewww. That’s like fancying a grandad.

(Please no one point out that there are 52 year old grandads.)

Gorgeous man always fancied him !!

I had a sex dream about Frank Skinner once and I’ve had a crush on him ever since

Have you watched the NY special, OP? Where he tells a rather saucy Shirley Ballas that she's 'awakened' something in him?

Or the bit where he tells Sally Phillips that she's clearly not getting enough sex and 'we'll have to see what we can do about that'.

Hell, yeah.

I'd ride Greg Davies like Seabiscuit

@AgentProvocateur

I had a sex dream about Frank Skinner once and I’ve had a crush on him ever since

I read that as Frank Spencer for a second 😁

Greg, is this you...?

Not at all unreasonable, I’m mid twenties and I think he’s so unbelievably sexy! I agree with a previous poster that he would definitely be utter filth
There is just something about him, I find him especially attractive on task master, and I also bloody love tall men so that helps lol - my husband is 6’7.