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Djokovic!! - who knew?

238 replies

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

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Pukkatea · 02/10/2020 09:12

I quite often get dreams like that about the STRANGEST celebs. The last one was Peter Capaldi...

Wibblypiggly · 02/10/2020 09:20

Gross. He reminds me of Bert from Bert and Ernie.

slashlover · 02/10/2020 09:28

I thought this was going to be about how he's an antivaxxer who held a tennis tournament in a pandemic which led to him and several others testing positive.

GameSetMatch · 02/10/2020 09:28

I had a Boris one recently 😐 😱 🤢 please don’t hold this against me!

Mushypeasandchipstogo · 02/10/2020 09:29

YANBU. Rafa is a little boy compared to Djokovic.
Unfortunately I’m the same age as Boris though. Shock

PenCreed · 02/10/2020 09:30

@Pukkatea

I quite often get dreams like that about the STRANGEST celebs. The last one was Peter Capaldi...
I have a bit of a thing for Peter Capaldi. I blame a film he was in when he was young that I saw at a formative age.
CuriousaboutSamphire · 02/10/2020 09:31

@GameSetMatch

I had a Boris one recently 😐 😱 🤢 please don’t hold this against me!
I hope you changed username for that ... I WILL REMEMBER and yes, judge you somewhat lacking...
MolyHolyGuacamole · 02/10/2020 09:33

@GameSetMatch

I had a Boris one recently 😐 😱 🤢 please don’t hold this against me!
Omg, my condolences 😂
LeaveMyDamnJam · 02/10/2020 09:35

It’s the legs. Tennis players have the very best legs - I used to play at club level, it was an enjoyable time 😉

CitizenFame · 02/10/2020 09:36

The only celebrity I’ve had a dream about was Jeremy Beadle. (Should point out this was years after he’d died so it wasn’t like he was still the face of Saturday night telly and at the forefront of my mind).Confused

custardbear · 02/10/2020 09:36

I had a steamy night with George Clooney 😵🥰

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:43

Love hearing about who else has jumped on you in your dreams - Jeremy Beadle and Trump !!

I would love to be visited by AJ......

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hiredandsqueak · 02/10/2020 09:49

I once had a very erotic dream where the man of my dreams was Spiderman Grin Very bizarre as he never removed his costume either.

lottiegarbanzo · 02/10/2020 09:49

Sounds like the curry unsettled you!

I once had rather a vivid dream about David Miliband. (Sadly, as I woke up, the memory surfaced that he has a rather lovely and accomplished wife).

ZaZathecat · 02/10/2020 09:50

I had this type of dream and the star of the show was Matthew Wright, he was craaaazy for me.
Should I name change now?

MerryMarigold · 02/10/2020 09:51

I'd take Boris over AJ 🤮😱

BigBadVoodooHat · 02/10/2020 09:51

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU

Envy ~ not envy.

I actually just dry heaved. Angry

JunkCrumpet · 02/10/2020 09:52

@GameSetMatch

I had a Boris one recently 😐 😱 🤢 please don’t hold this against me!
Johnson or Becker?
toomanyspiderplants · 02/10/2020 09:54

I had a similar dream with Sue perkins!

RoseAndRose · 02/10/2020 09:55

Unfortunately I’m the same age as Boris though

Becker or Johnson?

Kaylia76 · 02/10/2020 09:57

@Pukkatea

I quite often get dreams like that about the STRANGEST celebs. The last one was Peter Capaldi...
Peter Capaldi is FIT. I say that as a 26 year old who is slightly obsessed with The Thick of It
CounsellorTroi · 02/10/2020 10:01

One thing I do know about Djokovic is that he funds some academic research posts looking into the effects of trauma on children in war zones.

I once had a dream I was having an affair with Bill Clinton.

Mittens030869 · 02/10/2020 10:02

I used to really fancy Stefan Edberg back in the day. Boris? No, he's gross (a good tennis commentator, though).

Nowadays, I'm more of a Rafa girl, too, OP.

DuchessOfAmbridge · 02/10/2020 10:03

I once dreamt I was snogging David Baddiel.

Eckhart · 02/10/2020 10:07

Eugh. I once had a similar dream about Ian Beale from Eastenders. The worst thing was that I really enjoyed it. I was really confused for a few minutes when I first woke up.