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Djokovic!! - who knew?

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silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

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TiredSloth · 02/10/2020 11:19

I had a similar dream about the rapper Timbaland recently 🤷‍♀️
I have no idea why. I do enjoy a random celebrity sex dream though!

nevermorelenore · 02/10/2020 11:26

I once had a very graphic sex dream about Elon Musk and woke up in a panic. I don't fancy him in the slightest. Although I do find his money quite attractive and it'd be quite cool to own a Tesla.

notalwaysalondoner · 02/10/2020 11:26

I had the most intense dream ever about Orlando Bloom. We got married and were so in love. I woke up genuinely thinking it had happened and took a few minutes to realise I had been dreaming.

I don't even like Orlando Bloom at all in real life.

monkeyonthetable · 02/10/2020 11:28

@GameSetMatch - you need to have a very firm word with your subconscious. It can't go around treating you like that. That's abuse.

VinylDetective · 02/10/2020 11:28

@GameSetMatch

I had a Boris one recently 😐 😱 🤢 please don’t hold this against me!
You poor woman, you’re obviously going to need therapy after that.
Crownofthorns · 02/10/2020 11:28

I had a really steamy dream once about Boris (Johnson). The shame 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 In my defence he was young in the dream, not as he looks now! Still 🤢 though!

zoemum2006 · 02/10/2020 11:38

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

I have lusted after Nadal since 2006 so even the thought of wanting Djokovic is heresy.

LyndaSnellsSniff · 02/10/2020 11:41

@JimmyJabs

extra buttons 😂

Mine was Prince Charles in the back of a mini bus.

JimmyJabs · 02/10/2020 11:44

[quote LyndaSnellsSniff]@JimmyJabs

extra buttons 😂

Mine was Prince Charles in the back of a mini bus.[/quote]
Very glam. Perhaps you were on your way to Cornwall to check out his biscuit crops.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 02/10/2020 11:47

Peter Capaldi is FIT
Indeed he is. And I’d rather a dream about that Peter than the one I actually had a couple of nights ago. Peter Hitchens. He was filthy, in a good way. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me.

TheOrchidKiller · 02/10/2020 11:49

This thread is making me laugh, especially the Tony Blair one.

Mine wasn't the least bit sexy. But it did involve Donald Trump. The fact that he had infiltrated my sleep- I felt dirty, & not in a good way.

GabsAlot · 02/10/2020 11:49

james corden that was weird

HesterShaw1 · 02/10/2020 11:51

@lottiegarbanzo

Sounds like the curry unsettled you!

I once had rather a vivid dream about David Miliband. (Sadly, as I woke up, the memory surfaced that he has a rather lovely and accomplished wife).

My sis told me she once had a steamy dream involving both Milibands.

I think she rather enjoyed it.

Yourehavingagiraffe · 02/10/2020 11:52

I've had two intensely steamy dreams about celebrities in my lifetime (actually, both in the last 5 years). The first was Jeff Goldblum. Fair enough, I'll happily stand by that one. The second, however, was The Beast from The Chase.

Like a PP, I also once had one of those dreams about a random bloke at work. Couldn't look him in the eye for ages afterwards.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 02/10/2020 12:09

I’m glad to see several others agree - Peter Capaldi is not a strange knicker wetter, Pukkatea Halo

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silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 12:09

@Mochudubh

i was thinking about this the other day (David Tennant, since you ask, though I don't fancy him when awake).

Do you think if you dream about a celebrity, they have a reciprocal dream about you and wake up thinking "Who the hell was THAT"?

I reckon from the way Djokovic was looking at me he definitely did!!
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LoeliaPonsonby · 02/10/2020 12:11

I had this but unfortunately with my boss. I couldn’t look him in the eye for weeks!

keeprocking · 02/10/2020 12:13

Yabu OP. He's a misogynist twat who think women tennis players don't deserve as much money as their male counterparts 😠

He's totally iunreasonable to think that those who play 3 sets deserve the same as those who play 5 sets, what a bummer.

ViciousJackdaw · 02/10/2020 12:15

One was about James Milner, that's nothing to be ashamed of but there's also a recurring one featuring Max Branning.

MrsKJones · 02/10/2020 12:17

My latest one was Colin O Donoghue - in his Captain hook from Once Upon A Time persona . My DH got the benefit of that particular dream

YellowHighlighterPen · 02/10/2020 12:19

David's Beckham and Tennant usually chase me round but last night it was the beautiful Barack Obama.Grin

StrangeLookingParasite · 02/10/2020 12:19

I have a bit of a thing for Peter Capaldi. I blame a film he was in when he was young that I saw at a formative age.

The Love Child?

CitizenFame · 02/10/2020 12:21

@LockdownLump

Yabu OP. He's a misogynist twat who think women tennis players don't deserve as much money as their male counterparts 😠
Yeah, OP. How dare you have a dream and not be 100% in control who you dream about.
FenellaMaxwell · 02/10/2020 12:22

Eurrghh. He’s an anti-vaxxer

RefriedBeanz · 02/10/2020 12:31

I had very graphic sex with Greg Davies in a dream once. I’ve fancied him every since! He’s amazing in bed but he kept his glasses on the whole time 🤣

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