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Djokovic!! - who knew?

238 replies

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

OP posts:
Angrywife · 04/10/2020 09:42

@GameSetMatch

I had a Boris one recently 😐 😱 🤢 please don’t hold this against me!
Me too!!
JimmyJabs · 04/10/2020 10:08

I think all the Boris ones are due to the amount of space he takes up in our waking consciousness. He's all over the news and there are endless memes about him on social media, so our brains must see him and think "Powerful man! Must shag!" or something. I haven't had Boris dream sex yet, but I have had an up-against-the-photocopier shag with a guy in my office who sounds a bit like him. He's a nice man but not my type at all, but he was really hot stuff in dream world. So for a few days after the dream, I had to avoid going into the copier room when he was in there, as I didn't trust myself not to go all scarlet and flustered 😂

LadySeaThing · 04/10/2020 10:18

Maybe women’s subconsciouses see whatever it is about Boris that makes women throw themselves at him in RL. It can’t just be the power as he’s always been a philanderer.

Still I’ve managed to evade any Boris dreams so far - need to stop thinking about him just in case!

Trudij123 · 04/10/2020 10:30

I’m really confused with all the Boris dreams - are we talking Boris Johnson or Boris Becker?

Mittens030869 · 04/10/2020 10:33

Boris Johnson, I'm sure. It would only be Boris Becker if Wimbledon was going on and we were constantly hearing his voice commentating on the tennis.

Angrywife · 04/10/2020 12:23

Boris Johnson, at the height of lockdown, and every time he appeared on TV for a 4pm update I would smile knowingly and think "ooh there's my mate" then slap myself when I realised what I was doing and it had been a dream 🤣
Cant stand him in reality 🙄

Trudij123 · 04/10/2020 12:57

@Mittens030869

Boris Johnson, I'm sure. It would only be Boris Becker if Wimbledon was going on and we were constantly hearing his voice commentating on the tennis.
I thought that - but then the initial post is about a tennis player and now I’m not so sure....
Stonerosie67 · 04/10/2020 13:33

I dreamed I had incredibly athletic and thoroughly enjoyable sex with my boss....actually blushed when I saw him next day!! In reality, I'd rather become celibate than go with him so god knows where that came from 😯😯😯

olbndansmummy · 04/10/2020 19:32

It's Judge Rinder for me, in all his gowns and the lot, banging his gavel as he finished!!

Mariola321 · 04/10/2020 19:34

Judge Tinder. 🤭

Mariola321 · 04/10/2020 19:34

Ffs that's a good autocorrect 😂

olbndansmummy · 05/10/2020 07:46

Mariola321, that's brill! Tbh I think he's lovely

Trudij123 · 05/10/2020 08:40

I’d definitely not say no to Judge TinderRinder 🥰

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