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Djokovic!! - who knew?

238 replies

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

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MontenotteandStLukes · 02/10/2020 15:47

I had a very athletic threesome with Krishnan Guru-Murthy and the actor who plays Tommy Lascelles in The Crown.

No, I have no idea, either.

quiknamechange · 02/10/2020 15:58

I had a very rude dream about Jay Kay of Jamiroquai. I think he sounds like an arrogant twit from what I've read about him, no attraction whatsoever. In my dream he was very charismatic and incidentally very well endowed 😳

GiantKitten · 02/10/2020 15:59

Oh god, I had a steamy night with Calum Best.
He's the same age as DD1.
I was mortified when I woke up.

I've had a few others too but forget who now (luckily). I don't know why he stuck Confused

Wannakisstheteacher · 02/10/2020 16:00

Jesus, I think I've just been sick in my mouth. Rafa all the way!

Rainbunny · 02/10/2020 16:10

Can't say I'm a fan. He's cheated on his wife as well so doubly unattractive, not to mention the anti-vaccer stuff.

That said, the strangest most unlikely men have shown up in my occasional dreams over the years so I'm not judging!

Dominic Grieve once made a dream appearance. He's welcome to show up again anytime Grin

Jux · 02/10/2020 16:14

I once shagged the awful Phil Mitchell from EE. Thank goodness it was a dream and it took no effort whatsoever to stop myself feeling even a tiny bit kind towards. I don't even watch EE..

TheOrchidKiller · 02/10/2020 16:17

The Jeremy Kyle one Shock.
Jacob Rees Mogg & nuns on a scooter Grin

Did somebody mention Gregg Wallace? I made him custard in a dream (not a euphemism, it was an actual vat of custard). It was packet custard & he was well pissed off about that.

So very relieved to know these dreams are "normal"!

raaaasss · 02/10/2020 17:07

Prince called me in the early hrs to tell me he wouldn't be meeting me later as he was jealous I'd got jiggy with my ex.. He had an English accent!!

raaaasss · 02/10/2020 17:09

Oh, and @quiknamechange apparently he is all of those things, arrogant, charming and well endowed.. An old friend found out in the 90s.

tobee · 02/10/2020 17:21

@Eckhart

Eugh. I once had a similar dream about Ian Beale from Eastenders. The worst thing was that I really enjoyed it. I was really confused for a few minutes when I first woke up.

God I had Ian Beale!! I'd left my Dh and gone to live with Ian Beale. (Not Adam Woodyat) and I was thinking, in my dream, "I think I've made a mistake!" GrinGrin

tobee · 02/10/2020 17:22

When I have these dreams, it's never with anyone good! Confused

GiantKitten · 02/10/2020 17:33

I'm sniggering now wondering how many of these people regularly google themselves & how aghast some of them might be at what's turned up here Grin

tobee · 02/10/2020 17:34

I love these threads but I find them hard to read through the tears of laughter streaming down my face. I think it's the location of the sex that finishes me off! Grin

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silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 17:39

@Laiste

Prince Harry and Donald Trump.

Not at the same time mind you.

Prince Harry was in his desert army uniform, we were in some kind of war zone and he was saving me. God knows why i had this dream, he's not on my radar at all. But he was very serious and intense in this dream and he held my hand, looked into my eyes and in his plumy voice he promised he wouldn't leave my side (i'd hurt my leg)(i was in high heels. In the desert!?) and i just knew we were about to get it on. But i woke up.

Trump dream? Well - i was sitting in a wooden chair in front of him having refused his clumsy amorous advances. So he whipped it out and cracked one off onto my shoes. I was like ''oh FFS Hmm''.

OMG - this has totally made me recall a previous dirty dream about Freddie Flintoff (maybe it's a sportsman thing....)

He was totally naked and encouraging me to toss him off - he was massively well endowed and kept shouting in his Yorkshire accent to "get it right back" (his foreskin), he then went off like a fire hydrant - spraying all round the room. Even though it was quite erotic, I woke up laughing from this one and even told my husband (which I certainly didn't do about the Djokvic dream as it was sooo unsettling)

Have loved reading this thread and the Jeremy Kyle no knickers and a big toe is a classic!!

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daisychain1620 · 02/10/2020 17:42

Gordon Ramsay infiltrated my dream one time, never gave him a second thought but since that fateful night I see him in a totally different light now 😍

BigBadVoodooHat · 02/10/2020 17:49

Can you imagine that, Father? Can you?

Beat me to it? Grin

BigBadVoodooHat · 02/10/2020 17:50

@HPFA

Strange, because I've never been able to imagine Novak having sex at all (despite the fact he has kids and there have also been rumours about his off court activities). With all his ice-baths and weird fads I don't imagine him being willing to get down and dirty.
I’d imagine there are a lot of mirrors involved when Cockovic does the bad thing.

Fucking loves himself, that one.

BigBadVoodooHat · 02/10/2020 17:53

@GoldfishParade

I'm all about Federer. He looks so meticulous...
He’d definitely get the job done quickly, cleanly and efficiently, with no shouting or histrionics, and the monogrammed sheets would barely be wrinkled at the end.
FippertyGibbett · 02/10/2020 18:09

Gordon Ramsey asked me to have his baby 👶🏼
I can’t stand the bloke 🤣🤣🤣

lipstickonapig · 02/10/2020 18:27

James Corden. It was weirdly satisfying.

JimmyJabs · 02/10/2020 18:30

I had a very odd dream about five years ago where I was having really filthy sex with 90s pop star Haddaway. I only mentioned that it was relatively recent to demonstrate how behind the times my dreams tend to be. Probably in another 20 years, it will be James Arthur or Zayn Malik (I'm going to go ahead and assume that they won't still have careers by then).

Cheeringmeup · 02/10/2020 18:43

Mine was a snog in a pedestrian underpass with Paul Weller. It was lovely and I was so disappointed when I woke up to reality 🙁

AGirlCalledJohnny · 02/10/2020 18:50

@GiantKitten

Oh god, I had a steamy night with Calum Best. He's the same age as DD1. I was mortified when I woke up.

I've had a few others too but forget who now (luckily). I don't know why he stuck Confused

My husband once had a dream that Calum Best was flirting with me and he got the right hump, he has never forgiven him Grin

I’ve done loads of dream slagging, I’m quite the star fucker. Notable entries are shagging Ricky Martin in a lift, complete with leather trousers, Hugh Grant who I’ve never looked at the same since - this was before BJD - and I woke up once just as Tom Hardy and I were really getting down to it. Was bitter

CaptainCallisto · 02/10/2020 20:35

I once had a very intense dream in which Trevor McDonald took me on the ITN news desk. At the end he picked up all the papers that had been spread about, sat down, and did the news reader shuffle/tap with them Blush

DishingOutDone · 02/10/2020 20:37

@CaptainCallisto I've met Trev in person. He's very small.

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