Djokovic!! - who knew?

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Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

@Mushypeasandchipstogo

I’m referring to Boris Becker, forgot that there was another Boris!

Oh thank goodness for that. I mean it's not great, but better than the other one 🤢

I once dreamt that I was at a primary school cake sale, sitting with Jeremy Clarkson, and he was sharing his cake with me.

I also had a rather romantic dream about Alan Titchmarsh.

I dreamed of Dan Walker from BBC Breakfast once, he was very forward, shall we say! Haven't quite watched Breakfast the same way since

Nothing wrong with Capaldi dreams though, he's lovely. Especially as Malcolm Tucker!

Tom Hardy for me

No takers for Federer then? Fine, I'll keep him (in my dreams) to myself.

@Wibblypiggly

Gross. He reminds me of Bert from Bert and Ernie.

Hah, now you mention it he really does .

I used to have a dream about Robert Lindsay. X

@MaidofKent78 I like Federer, too, I love watching him play tennis, but I don't fancy him, like I do Rafa and the way I used to fancy Edberg.

My DSis used to be crazy about Andre Agassi.

Djokovic is an utter cock. I hope for better dreams for you in the future OP.

@copperoliver

I used to have a dream about Robert Lindsay. X

Absolutely nothing wrong with that!

@Wibblypiggly

Gross. He reminds me of Bert from Bert and Ernie.

I totally agree with this but he was a bloody electric kisser. I am still reeling from it......

Perhaps next time it will be Bert!!!

David Tennant here too. He was wearing fluffy pink socks and never took them off. I like him in real life though, so I was prepared to forgive the socks.

I just messaged my best friend about this thread and she said 'that's nothing, I had a sex dream about Voldemort'

@Pukkatea

I just messaged my best friend about this thread and she said 'that's nothing, I had a sex dream about Voldemort'

Well Ralph Fiennes is lovely.....

@Pukkatea

I just messaged my best friend about this thread and she said 'that's nothing, I had a sex dream about Voldemort'

I think your friend wins!

I dreamt my doctor was sticking his tongue in my mouth once. It was really nice.

I had a Donald one once 🤢

I had incredible sex with Robert Sheehan the other night. Misfits Robert Sheehan. When he was nobbut a nibbet.

I once went swimming in a very hot lagoon with Mark Benton. He was amazing. I don't ever recall thinking about him in RL so god knows where that came from

Djokovic is a great player and very very flexible. He's bit particularly nice though but I'd rather shag him than rodent features Nadal

Djokovic is NOT particularly nice I meant

Harry styles has made an appearance in my dreams more than once... it feels hugely inappropriate the next day as I am more than a decade older than him!

I went to a spa with P Diddy once, he was very attentive

Nothing wrong with Peter Capaldi, especially in full filth Tucker mode

Eww, can you imagine having a sex dream about Boris Johnson - him standing over you, his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself*

*10 points if you can guess where that’s from 😃

Beat this....me and Beckham in a hot tub together on the Isle of Wight! He was wearing tight Speedo’s. Hardly knew where to look! ☺️
The only spanner in the works was that his mother was also in the tub with us!😮