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Djokovic!! - who knew?

238 replies

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

OP posts:
pussycatinboots · 02/10/2020 14:11

I've been watching Waking the Dead on iplayer.

Trevor Eve is a very naughty boy.😘😈😳

TheDogsMother · 02/10/2020 14:14

@BlusteryShowers Better than Greg Wallace Grin

Vik1ng · 02/10/2020 14:16

Bjorn Borg for me please. Is anyone else here old enough to remember him from the 70s?

Laiste · 02/10/2020 14:22

Prince Harry and Donald Trump.

Not at the same time mind you.

Prince Harry was in his desert army uniform, we were in some kind of war zone and he was saving me. God knows why i had this dream, he's not on my radar at all. But he was very serious and intense in this dream and he held my hand, looked into my eyes and in his plumy voice he promised he wouldn't leave my side (i'd hurt my leg)(i was in high heels. In the desert!?) and i just knew we were about to get it on. But i woke up.

Trump dream? Well - i was sitting in a wooden chair in front of him having refused his clumsy amorous advances. So he whipped it out and cracked one off onto my shoes. I was like ''oh FFS Hmm''.

thefairyfellersmasterstroke · 02/10/2020 14:22

Showing my age here, but last week I was married to Ray Sawyer, the eye-patch wearing one from Dr. Hook. But he took his patch off for me.

JimmyJabs · 02/10/2020 14:23

@Wiredforsound

Eww, can you imagine having a sex dream about Boris Johnson - him standing over you, his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself*

*10 points if you can guess where that’s from 😃

Can you imagine that, Father? Can you?
pussycatinboots · 02/10/2020 14:27

So he whipped it out and cracked one off onto my shoes. I was like ''oh FFS''.

You win.😂😂😂

CaMePlaitPas · 02/10/2020 14:31

I had a dream about Elon Musk. He was very good and it has now made me fancy him Blush

pussycatinboots · 02/10/2020 14:34

Jimmy
Ahgowangowan

MerryMarigold · 02/10/2020 14:41

Edburg was my first full on crush

TurquoiseDress · 02/10/2020 14:54

Ha ha this made me laugh out loud! Grin

finished31 · 02/10/2020 14:56

@MaidofKent78

No takers for Federer then? Fine, I'll keep him (in my dreams) to myself.
Me...please.

Patrick Dempsey is another I wouldn't say no to

MrsSchadenfreude · 02/10/2020 14:57

I had a dream about Jeremy Kyle. We were in a restaurant. I had no knickers on. He removed a shoe and sock and stuck his big toe in me. Oooh, yes, toe my hole, Jezzer... 🤮

Mittens030869 · 02/10/2020 14:59

Bjorn Borg for me please. Is anyone else here old enough to remember him from the 70s?

Yes, he was rather dishy, it's true. I was too young to register his looks at the time, though. Grin

HPFA · 02/10/2020 15:23

Strange, because I've never been able to imagine Novak having sex at all (despite the fact he has kids and there have also been rumours about his off court activities). With all his ice-baths and weird fads I don't imagine him being willing to get down and dirty.

JaffaCake70 · 02/10/2020 15:27

I had a passionate snog with Rodney from Fools & Horses... he was wearing a blue cagoule and we were at the seaside 😀 I also once dreamt that I was out for the night with my good friends Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall.. that was a fun night!

JaffaCake70 · 02/10/2020 15:28

@MrsSchadenfreude

I had a dream about Jeremy Kyle. We were in a restaurant. I had no knickers on. He removed a shoe and sock and stuck his big toe in me. Oooh, yes, toe my hole, Jezzer... 🤮
I just can't 🤣🤣🤣
GoldfishParade · 02/10/2020 15:30

I'm all about Federer. He looks so meticulous...

user68901 · 02/10/2020 15:32

I wouldn’t mind a dream about the CIA bloke in Condor . We haven’t a clue what’s going on but I keep watching anyway !

Planesmistakenforstars · 02/10/2020 15:36

I’m referring to Boris Becker, forgot that there was another Boris!

I'm genuinely envious.

DishingOutDone · 02/10/2020 15:38

I'm having a lot of transport related dreams. A few weeks ago I was on a scooter going up hill with a group of nuns and Jacob Rees Mogg and he kept falling off (yes all on the same scooter), I thought what a twat.

Then last night I dreamt I was on one of those motorised wheelchairs you can take on the road, with my dog, and then my DOG fell off. I mean he's a nuisance but he's not JRM, so clearly I wasn't pleased.

DishingOutDone · 02/10/2020 15:39

@MrsSchadenfreude surely wins the thread?

DishingOutDone · 02/10/2020 15:39

Her Jeremy Kyle Vagina Toe knocks my Jacob Rees Mogg on a scooter into a cocked hat.

Slothkin · 02/10/2020 15:40

@Keratinsmooth

I would take that over Hannibal Lecter, he was my sex dream last night.
If it was Mads Mikkelsen‘s Hannibal you take that right back! He’s ever so nice (I am biased because he looks quite a lot like my husband though...apparently I have a very specific type!).
DishingOutDone · 02/10/2020 15:41

@resinoiernd

I dreamt my doctor was sticking his tongue in my mouth once. It was really nice.
NHS cuts thermometer expenditure again eh?