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Djokovic!! - who knew?

238 replies

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

OP posts:
OneFiveFour · 02/10/2020 10:13

The problem, for me, is that dreams like this leave with with a mini-crush on the celebrity - just for a few days.

Which made that dream about Chris Evans (not the good one) particularly disturbing...

LadySeaThing · 02/10/2020 10:17

I rarely shag celebs in my dreams, just random punters from my daily life - and generally not the ones I fancy!

I'd LOVE to have a Peter Capaldi dream

ramblingsonthego · 02/10/2020 10:18

I had a dream years ago that Ronnie Corbett kept trying to shag me. Envy

FlyingApples · 02/10/2020 10:18

I had this last week. It was John Cleese. Not quite his current self but not Monty Python/Fawlty Towers era either. I have no idea where that came from - I have never fancied him in the slightest.

Zaphodsotherhead · 02/10/2020 10:18

There is NOTHING strange about erotic dreams about Peter Capaldi.

It's practically obligatory.

FlyingApples · 02/10/2020 10:18

Not that Monty Python era would have made it better.

Mushypeasandchipstogo · 02/10/2020 10:20

I’m referring to Boris Becker, forgot that there was another Boris!

JimmyJabs · 02/10/2020 10:21

I had a dream once where I was married to Noel Gallagher and we were running a haberdasher's together. He was front of house and I was the brains of the operation. I did worry a bit about his customer service skills but the shop's accounts suggested we were doing pretty well, so perhaps his rude, brusque persona is just an act and he is really a charmer who flirts with elderly female customers so that they'll buy extra buttons.

LockdownLump · 02/10/2020 10:21

Yabu OP. He's a misogynist twat who think women tennis players don't deserve as much money as their male counterparts 😠

LadySeaThing · 02/10/2020 10:26

Wow Jimmy swap Noel for Peter Capaldi and you've just described my dream life :o

Mochudubh · 02/10/2020 10:28

i was thinking about this the other day (David Tennant, since you ask, though I don't fancy him when awake).

Do you think if you dream about a celebrity, they have a reciprocal dream about you and wake up thinking "Who the hell was THAT"?

Keratinsmooth · 02/10/2020 10:28

I would take that over Hannibal Lecter, he was my sex dream last night.

ThePluckOfTheCoward · 02/10/2020 10:29

I dreamt I was having hot steamy sex with Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I was so disappointed when I woke up and realised it wasn't real.

BlusteryShowers · 02/10/2020 10:30

Haha I've had a dream like that about Greg James!

Mochudubh · 02/10/2020 10:31

@JimmyJabs

That's a sitcom that writes itself!

Imbc · 02/10/2020 10:31

I had a Boris one once and I felt like I actually fancied him for a couple of days after as he was great in the dream. Obviously I am very ashamed now.

HazelBite · 02/10/2020 10:42

I've yet to work out why Ted Danson would take me for dinner and we rode the 29 bus to get there or why Elton John came to my New Years Eve dinner party!

IckyPop · 02/10/2020 10:43

My Jeremy Clarkson sex dream still haunts me! 🙈

JimmyJabs · 02/10/2020 10:45

@Mochudubh

i was thinking about this the other day (David Tennant, since you ask, though I don't fancy him when awake).

Do you think if you dream about a celebrity, they have a reciprocal dream about you and wake up thinking "Who the hell was THAT"?

That would be hilarious, but it also raises the horrible possibility that if you have a sex dream about your boss, they also have one about you. It's awkward enough as it is, when you have a couple of days where you can't look them in the eye because if you do, they will somehow KNOW.
crochetmonkey74 · 02/10/2020 10:47

I had one about a VERY unusual person at my work- I could not look at him the next day!

Nanny2many · 02/10/2020 10:47

I had a dream once that I got asked out by Dec from ant and dec. do not know where it came from

user2342412341 · 02/10/2020 10:53

@JimmyJabs

I had a dream once where I was married to Noel Gallagher and we were running a haberdasher's together. He was front of house and I was the brains of the operation. I did worry a bit about his customer service skills but the shop's accounts suggested we were doing pretty well, so perhaps his rude, brusque persona is just an act and he is really a charmer who flirts with elderly female customers so that they'll buy extra buttons.
I think you have made my day Smile
Pukkatea · 02/10/2020 11:04

Well post-dream I've come around to the Peter Capaldi way of thinking so I'm glad I've joined a group!

InglouriousBasterd · 02/10/2020 11:09

I had one last night about Jodie Comer...I’m straight....(or thought I was Grin)

BumholeJ · 02/10/2020 11:10

I had very graphic jungle sex with a naked Tony Blair.

I woke up feeling genuinely revolted and disturbed that this is even in existence in my psyche for it to blossom into a “dream” or more accurately, nightmare. 😱😫

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