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Djokovic!! - who knew?

238 replies

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

OP posts:
roxanne119 · 03/10/2020 19:30

Pierce Brosnan even after seeing him in mama Mia bit older still lush just have to watch Thomas crown affair for a little guilty pleasure 🤭

BigBadVoodooHat · 03/10/2020 19:51

@roxanne119

Pierce Brosnan even after seeing him in mama Mia bit older still lush just have to watch Thomas crown affair for a little guilty pleasure 🤭
Please, please tell me you didn’t let him sing to you? I mean, I’m all for pushing the boundaries of acceptability in the safe space of your dreams, but allowing Pierce Brosnan to sing at you is a level of perversion that cannot be excused.
angeltop · 03/10/2020 20:16

Rafa (for) all the way

LardiLaLardiLi · 03/10/2020 20:19

What a hilarious thread! Grin last week I dreamed I was dancing with and snogging Rishi while my DH watched Blush I was embarrassed whole day!!

chrislilleyswig · 03/10/2020 20:32

@DumDaDumDum

YABU,

Rafa is one of the sexiest men alive. That smile, the accent, those thighs.. the arms...

fans herself

Good job we all have different tastes Grin

The grin and the sweaty tops give me the book

chrislilleyswig · 03/10/2020 20:33

*the boak. They give me the boak (not book)Grin

roxyro · 03/10/2020 20:40

The boak???

Deez65 · 03/10/2020 20:45

It's been David Beckham and Peter Andre for me separately of course. However ..............now there's a thought !!!!!!

Ponyolikesham · 03/10/2020 20:54

I had a sex dream about Nick Hewer. It was really good sex and he was well endowed too... it was a few years ago but I still can’t look at him the same way when I see him on TV!

TakemedowntoPotatoCity · 03/10/2020 21:27

I've had two dreams about Phoebe Waller-Bridge recent!y, which is really weird as I never think about her when I'm awake!

Chatfield34 · 03/10/2020 21:39

I cannot tell you how much my life has improved after reading these posts..im actually in stitches and you have all cheered me up so thanks and just for the info Nadal is quite hot apart from the weird routine.....imagine if he did that in bed!

MojoPin · 03/10/2020 21:42

@Pukkatea

I quite often get dreams like that about the STRANGEST celebs. The last one was Peter Capaldi...
One 💜s Peter Capaldi. Or Crapaldi, as my daughter calls him!
ilovepixie · 03/10/2020 22:15

My worst one was Mr Tumble!!! He was actually very good! 😳😳

nestisflown · 03/10/2020 22:29

@ilovepixie

My worst one was Mr Tumble!!! He was actually very good! 😳😳
I think that’s worse than Boris.
Nat970 · 03/10/2020 22:44

@LockdownLump

Yabu OP. He's a misogynist twat who think women tennis players don't deserve as much money as their male counterparts 😠
Not sure where is this coming from. If anyone Djokovic is for equality!
elp30 · 03/10/2020 22:52

David Cameron and Matt Smith but not in the same dream.

Matt Smith made me feel ashamed since he is so much younger than me and David Cameron because I really liked it. Shame.

Desnol · 04/10/2020 00:26

Good subconscious choice, Djokovic. Good sense of humour, good family man - tender and loving to his wife and toddlers, lives in Monte Carlo, travels all over the world, athletic and doesn't sweat too much.

I once had a dream featuring Professor Snape - it was magic....

BytheRules62 · 04/10/2020 00:32

@Mochudubh

i was thinking about this the other day (David Tennant, since you ask, though I don't fancy him when awake).

Do you think if you dream about a celebrity, they have a reciprocal dream about you and wake up thinking "Who the hell was THAT"?

Hilarious!!
steff13 · 04/10/2020 01:03

I had a naughty dream about David Bautista last week. I have not thought I've second about him in my life (before the dream 😳).

TerracottaTortoise · 04/10/2020 02:12

I have enjoyed every second of this thread.

I once had a dream that Judge Gary from Masterchef Australia showed me how to perfectly prepare a trout and I was so overcome with lust I had to have him immediately.
I still get a bit tingly when I think about it.

iloveautumn3 · 04/10/2020 02:44

I had a filthy dream about Ray Donovan.

Mariola321 · 04/10/2020 03:07

My mate she fancies Vin Diesel. 😂

bettybeans · 04/10/2020 03:18

Djokovic is an insanely good tennis player but he's also a massive sexist. Pick a Federer or a Murray 😉

Marmite0nToast · 04/10/2020 04:23

@CitizenFame I had no idea that Jeremy Beadle had died - how could I not know that!? Feel quite sad (for him, obviously).

TheVamoosh · 04/10/2020 05:41

His hair is like an otter’s fur. Boak.

😅😅😅 Well put! Buy some bloody hair product, man! It does look ridiculous.