To ask about cooking cheap frozen children in a slow cooker?

[TheShining]

most. Boring. Thread. Ever

DS accidentally put a pack of frozen beasts into the oven overnight, instead of the freezer.

They were still half frozen when I discovered them.

Will they be ok in the slow cooker? Or will I give them food poisoning?

Cheap frozen children?! Brilliant!

Ok- that's one epic Autocunt- even by my standards.

Check out your thread title, OP!

Ummmmm.... not sure? 🤣🤣

This is brilliant!!

How big is your slow cooker?

We never buy cheap children, we always make sure to buy organic free range...

What???!!!

Could be onto a winner OP

Most hilarious thread ever!! Do you buy your children ready frozen, or freeze them yourself?😂

Autocunt

Fresh children would be more tender, not sure how tasty frozen would be.

🤣🤣🤣 I needed cheering up today thank you OP

I don't have any real advice though, sorry 🙈I'm sure someone less childish will be along shortly 🙈🤣

Do the beasts belong to the frozen children OP?

Personally I wouldn’t cook children or beasts in the slow cooker (frozen or otherwise) but might chance chicken!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ps- I only mentioned the "cheap" part because I know they usually contain more water, and wondered if this would male a difference?

Children and beasts?? (See your OP)

I mean I know my two have been hard work lately but I draw the line at cooking them (but not at considering selling them to the circus on occasion )

You should never, ever, cook children. HTH.

Potential classic

Personally I wouldn't advice it, the police and CPS get really angry about cooking children.

However if you have a gingerbread house in the woods, you.may get away with it.

Are you the witch from Hansel & Gretel 🤔

@PeaPeaEeByGum

How big is your slow cooker?

it's a large one

😂😂 at cheap frozen children

To answer your question, OP, I'd eat them but I wouldn't serve them to my kids just incase.

Bin them.

And turn off autocorrect if you send work emails from your phone