To ask about cooking cheap frozen children in a slow cooker?

[TheShining]

most. Boring. Thread. Ever

DS accidentally put a pack of frozen beasts into the oven overnight, instead of the freezer.

They were still half frozen when I discovered them.

Will they be ok in the slow cooker? Or will I give them food poisoning?

OP, if that is your "most Boring thread EVER", please can you give us a shout out when you post something more interesting? PLEEEEASE?
I needed a laugh today, and you delivered it. In Spades

so that's why "mums go to iceland", to buy cheap children

So cheered me up thank you xx

“Frozen beasts”
Ah I love it !🤣

Sensible grown up here (?). No, chicken should always be defrosted before cooking. And yes, cheap chicken has a lot of water. I knew some one years ago whose child was hospitalised after eating chicken cooked when not defrosted. Child recovered, but nearly died. He was only a year old at the time).

(Brilliant headline though 😆)