To ask who has my bog roll?

[Feetupteashot]

I am not stockpiling. Tesco delivery came at 630pm but no bog roll as out of stock. We have half a roll left!! Who's got my rolls?!?

@Feetupteashot Is this your bog roll...?

@Illbeagransoon I read this morning that eggs can be frozen! Crack into individual trays apparently then just defrost and use as normal. I would never have thought of that.

My local corner shop has everything and is really not much more expensive than the supermarkets. Much safer too as barely any people around. Plus the lovely owner will get in anything you ask for. Was chatting to him this morning and he said the wholesalers are saying no need for shops to panic buy either, they have plenty stocks. I won't be going near a large supermarket for quite some time.

@singlebutmarried

I have Crohn's too, do you not buy flushable wipes in bulk?

I do, from Amazon. Godsend they are.

The two shops I was in today and their lack of loo rolls😮

I think Boris has all the missing loo roll. I think he is using it to paper over all the cracks in his coronavirus response.

We have about 20 loo rolls (a full pack + a couple in both loos). But, it's not even a priority...

I am gutted. Gutted, I tell you. My stockpile of Fevertree tonic will have to be given away, I've come to the conclusion that it makes me nauseous & a bit "churny", in the stomach region. Have had to begin a stockpile of UHT orange juice instead. What else is good with gin????? I am all set for gin. Don't judge the state of my gin cabinet. 'Tis old.

Chocolate. Chocolate and cake are good with gin. I will take your Fevertree stockpile off your hands. I am kind like that. I will exchange for a half inch of hand sanitiser.

Don't start, we have to keep our sense of humour😉

This bloke i saw in town today has yours and everyone else’s

I'd suggest all you stockpilers and those who have the OP's rolls, send them to Boris for his verbal squits, tout de suite.

I noticed soneone leaving my local little Sainsbury's with loo roll so I thought, OK, they've got some, I'll pop in and get a pack. I went in to see a large lady holding the last pack of loo roll. No probs, I'm low because I had booked a holiday that now can't take place but not actually very worried. I did some errands, ended by my local co-op, decided to investigate their loo roll stocks. Who was there holding the last pack of co-op loo roll? The same large lady. Each time she was chatting to a friend and surrounded by her really quite large children. I'm wondering if she goes store to store to store and am also wondering if this is a wake-up call and I need to be at the local shops very early if I want to replenish my stocks.