To ask who has my bog roll?

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I am not stockpiling. Tesco delivery came at 630pm but no bog roll as out of stock. We have half a roll left!! Who's got my rolls?!?

I ordered a massive bale of aloe vera toilet roll recently because I got narked with us always being short. Picked up some of DH’s hot sauce as a niceness and left it by the cooker. Did not really think about the juxtaposition of the two in the kitchen until my decorator got the giggles!

Went to do a small shop in Tesco and toilet roll shleves were empty apart from a few 4 packs.

Morrison's in West London was empty of loo roll, kitchen roll, nappies, painkillers, pasta, rice, and short on tinned goods and bottled water!

Flour and pasta were hard to find too.

Unfortunately, when one person coughs.......................twenty people SHIT themselves. :)

Be on the lookout for the people in camouflage gear outside supermarkets.................just lying in wait for the loo roll delivery............MMwwahahahah :)

Such a lame joke. Been all over Facebook

It will be back to the old days using paper for this house and I think all my bills will be first

People, Aldi have saved the day! We are 4 rolls the richer

i got some today. ASDA and Sainsbury had none. but the poundshop type shop I went into today had loads.

I’ll swap toilet roll for aspirin and paracetamols?!

Me! Definitely me! I'm not ashamed either.
I'm going on a hen night and we're using loo rolls to make the hen a wedding dress.
Go ahead, stone me, throw tomatoes at me. You don't scare me
We need a loo roll emoji

Our local Sainsburys was out of stock (South Coast). Had some more in today .Didnt last long ! No hand sanitiser down here at all anywhere ! All rice out and little pasta . Have managed to get a few things in ,and lack of space is a problem (cereal next to my bedside table )! Some loo rolls in bag in the boot!

@damnitnotlistening I can’t believe you sound proud of that .
What a waste and a dickish thing to do

damnitnotlistening I can’t believe you sound proud of that .
What a waste and a dickish thing to do

Awwww diddums. Look who's a keyboard warrior!!! Get a grip! You'll never know if it's true or not. The threads got many tongue in cheek responses go reply to them all. Go on. Knock yourself out!!!!

Alas it was me.

Down to my last loo roll, i ordered a 4 pack with my Tesco delivery on Saturday and none were delivered so I placed an order with Waitrose also for a 4 pack and received a 9 pack! Will last me months

I always bulk buy everything anyway when it's on offer, I have about 130 rolls bought in my usual manner before this stupid crisis.

Not hard to do and I ordered 240 rolls online last week at my normal discount price for my family. The bulk offers are still available and it's delivered with no fuss to your house. We'll the other order will be delivered to my mum and my family will share the order.

It works out about 60% cheaper than a 5 pack or 45% cheaper than buying a weekly 9 pack.

Who Gives a Crap.

Not being rude honest.

uk.whogivesacrap.org/ still has some for home delivery 48 rolls for £36

@damnitnotlistening what are you , 15? Grow up

Nobody gonna want a nice warm cuppa when the zombie plague hits them?

Zombie plague? Do you think they come back?

My cat checks daily that I have enough bog roll left. He doesn't want me running out and getting ideas.

Meeeeeee
They make a fantastic footstool when you stack them up. 36 toilet rolls is the optimum for comfort and relaxation*

*only joking. I've got an autistic 6 year old who has an obsession with the toilet flush. I now buy them in bulk on a reoccurring
order from Amazon so he has plenty to flush down the toilet because having your last roll go down the swanny at 6pm Sunday evening just isnt funny.

So you think I could be 15 and you’re still being a key board warrior. Oh fluffy tits. You can get tablets to make you happy don’t you know?

Ohhh a foot stool. I like that idea.

When I was trying to find some to replace the 'let down by Amazon seller order' I came across Who Gives a Crap which I have been managing to avoid ever since I bought them to try, and found that they were so thin you needed almost a roll per wipe. I do hope I never get that desperate.

Before anyone says that the bamboo ones are better, I am not convinced that bamboo is a good thing considering that it is appearing in all kinds of things now, and that in a few years time there will be warnings about using it, although I can't actually think why, but doesn't mean it won't happen.

I work in a petrol station - we've got loads. Only sold 2 4-packs so far this week and got a load more in the delivery today.