I have loads from when I was a DJ for an underground soundsystem but they would be too outing so I will rely a couple of memorable ones.
One was us spending 12 hours in a wharehouse with barrel fires etc and the atmosphere was electric, it was only after the hat went round in the morning for money that people started clocking on that no one had actually seen the dj, out come a couple of people holding up a stolen car stereo and a load of tapes.
Another one is me wanting more of a buzz because the pills i had taken where shit, I swapped some really dodgy weed with 2 women in the toilets that wanted to come down, they handed me two pieces of corrugated cardboard, me and my mate took them thinking we had been done for and both come round on monday dancing in a field in a derbyshire quarry on monday morning.
Another one is going out for the criminal justice bill demo, going out the night before, being front page of the socialist worker and tabloids and missing hours in between walking the march swapping joints and stories to coming round dancing behind some dodgy sound system while a riot is taking place behind and police helicopters are flying over head telling everyone to diverse.
So, so many stories, ended up dj'ing deep house in San Fran for over 2 years, hacienda stories, midlands soundsystem, playing at the gardening club in london etc