AIBU?
To ask for a way to irritate woman parking in my spot?
Solasshole · 21/12/2019 18:18
Background, I live in a flat above a shop. My flat has it's own parking spot that I pay for. Despite this a entitled prick of a woman lady keeps parking in my spot. She has been told many times not to, but continues to do so. She understands it is private parking but doesn't care and says "I'm just leaving" or "I wont be long"
So, help me think if a suitably irritating thing I can do to her next time it happens? Nothing illegal obviously. Perhaps upending a nearby recycling bin all over her car
What can I do to teach her a lesson seeing as she clearly gives no fucks about what shes doing 
(Cant be bothered with putting up a penguin bollard, also cant block her in as it would mean I would be blocking a road to do so. Just something that would annoy her...)
Solasshole · 21/12/2019 18:24
There is an unauthorised etc sign however I doubt anyone would ever get there in time
to clamp her before she leaves iyswim? She is there every now and again for short periods and seems to think it's fine because shes not taking long, but it's really fucking annoying for me now being able to park in my own spot! (Never any parking on the road here either so would mean I'd have to drive ages away just to get into my own place)
HoHoHoik · 21/12/2019 18:25
Anything you say or do specifically to annoy her is only going to make you look like a tit and will turn an irritating situation into an all out feud.
Either get a sign saying unauthorised vehicles will be clamped (and follow through on actually clamping her) or buy a removable bollard to stop her accessing the space in the first place.
sarahjconnor · 21/12/2019 18:28
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