This is the best solution in that you will not get I trouble and it should stop them parking in your space:
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21/12/2019 19:16 mumwon
flour & water glue & raw potato in the exhaust
21/12/2019 19:17 SexlessBoulderBelly
Take a photo of her car while it’s parked there, make a poster with a sarcastic message on it and ask the shop if you can stick it in the window for everyone to see. Obviously not anything abusive or crass but something sarcy and embarrassing should do the trick.
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21/12/2019 19:18 DisplayPurposesOnly
She was enraged while everyone else in the office silently cheered.
Why wouldnt you tell her it served her right?
21/12/2019 19:18 itbemay1
Does she go into one shop or many? If it's the one I would speak to the shop owner and keep doing it as they possibly won't want to upset the residents and may speak to their customer
21/12/2019 19:20 birdsarecute45
Because she is the deputy head and she is a fucking spiteful bitch.
21/12/2019 19:20 Yetanotherwinter
Ignore all the stupid advice that will likely see you end up with the Police knocking on your door. Legal channels are your only option.
21/12/2019 19:21 mumwon
"no responsibility can be taken for anyone parking in this space" sign - than you have free range of what can "accidently" fall on her car -like glass paint on the window screen (demonic grin)
21/12/2019 19:22 Somanysocks
How about emptying a tin of sardines on the vent intake, neatly so she doesnt notice them, she's bound to put the heater on at this time of year.
21/12/2019 19:24 AllergicToAMop
Lipstick on the windscreen with definition of private parking. It's a pain to wash.
21/12/2019 19:25 FairfaxAikman
Flick a dollop of vaseline right in the centre of the drivers side of the windscreen. With any luck she'll try to use her wipers to get it off and smear it.
It takes a lot of soap and elbow grease to get that shit off
21/12/2019 19:25 OhioOhioOhio
Honestly, I'd be really careful. You don't want to end up in bother.
21/12/2019 19:26 mumwon
@Yetanotherwinter none of us are seriously suggesting these ideas - what we are trying to do is have a laugh with op -or a least I am - but this is irritating & it simple isn't fair
21/12/2019 19:28 handbagsatdawn33
A friend had a similar problem.
After the same "I'll just be a minute" response, she used full nappies & swiped them across all the windows.
I'm not recommending this, but it didn't happen again.
21/12/2019 19:31 Hepsibar
I had a similar situation when I first moved out of home. It's a shame the parking spaces dont have chains and padlocks otherwise, I found this a very useful option ...
Other options might include:
- getting some adhesive signs (but one that will come off) but leaving a residue. Private Parking, please dont park in these private spaces.
*Contacting your management company to request a sign be put up saying private parking, clamping in operation (though the laws have changed, it still may warn some off)
*Maybe someone could let down the tyres.
21/12/2019 19:33 elmosducks
I love the Vaseline and glitter idea.
21/12/2019 19:36 mummyduckduck
Wrap her car in clingfilm?
No damage but very inconvenient.
21/12/2019 19:41 Biscuitsdisappear
Peanut butter is another option.
21/12/2019 19:41 Corneliawildthing
My dad used to stick a potato up the exhaust pipes of the members of the local religious meeting's cars when they blocked him in on a Sunday grin
21/12/2019 19:53 Jojo19834
Glitter in the air vents. Will make a royal mess when she puts the blowers on!
21/12/2019 20:00 LakieLady
At one job I had, we had problems with people parking in the staff car park and staff not being able to park.
They had some A5 sticky labels printed, saying "Private Parking - Please Do Not Park Here Again". The labels were very sticky: they would come off eventually without leaving a mark, but you could only pick off a tiny bit at a time.
First time offenders would find one just tucked, not stuck, under their windscreen wiper. If they did it again, it would be stuck to the window in the driver's door, so they could drive home with the window down or pick it off there and then if they preferred.
On the 3rd offence, the label would be stuck to the widscreen itself, so that the CF had to scrape it off so they could see to drive away.
No-one ever did it a 4th time.
I worked for a county council, in the legal department. The label deterrent was dreamed up by the council's chief legal officer.