Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

[AvengerDanvers95]

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

Insurance companies that raise premiums even though I've never claimed.

Neighbours who let their snappy yappy dogs roam around unsupervised.

Housework

Stephen Fry: so inordinately puffed up and pleased with himself that I'm surprised he hasn't exploded. Can fuck right off.

Oh, and bras that dig into me

Arsehole neighbours who drill, saw and hammer from 7am - 9pm any day the sun is up.

This terrible headache I’ve had for the past few days
Getting a bad night’s sleep for no really good reason.

Hangovers

cars that break

advertising aimed at kids

Dementia - it took my darling father in April
Tories - for being utter bastards
Reality TV - for the crap it has spewed for the last decade
Andrew of York - well we all know why
Poverty - we live in such a rich country but so many are living without a basic level of income to support themselves and their families

My post holiday laundry mountain.

My DC who I haven't had a break from for 3 and a half weeks.

Wasps can fuck right off and take swarming ants with them.
Also, cat shit.

Brexit
Talking about Brexit
My dishwasher
People who announce their kids GCSE results by translating them into letters - she got 5 A's! No she didnt! She got five 7s! The fact the stupid Government introduced a grade 9, making 7 seem lower down the scoring ranks does not detract from the fact that a 7 is an excellent grade!

Im probably going to come back and add some shit as and when!

Echo period pains!

People who change user names so they can’t be ID’ed and go on to be so specific that anyone that remotely knows them, will know it’s them.

Sciatica
Migraines
My neighbour who cleans his bloody car all the time
Biro pens that have run out
Odd socks
My tumble dryer
Pot holes

Blisters
Car park pay stations that don't take contactless (I forgot my PIN and had to find a cash machine)

I will think of more...

The neighbourhood cats
Neighbours that have fires all the time in the summer when there's a 90% chance people have windows open

Period pains are a given. I get the mid cycle ones ovulation ones which are like fucking swords in the side rather than period ones, I just get chronic diarrhoea for the actual period.
.GCSE’s.Smug or disappointed. Not doing any of us favours
Naked Attraction.

People obsessed with "making memories"
Social media (Mumsnet excluded)
Cheaters, especially those epic CF's who put their "romantic" liaisons on social media and expect their deployed spouse won't see it.
The above expecting tea, cake and sympathy in my fucking kitchen when said spouse files for divorce
People who eat all the veggie or vegan food at a buffet to "try it" and then declare they prefer meat.

Verrucas
T1 diabetes
Toothache
Wasps

...and Boris Johnson
Brexit

My in laws snobby fuckers who ignore their child to the point of emotional neglect, wonder why he is a hysterical mess when things go wrong but then take credit all over Facebook for his good exam results.

Summer! It’s cool here the last week and I love it! Even put my ugg slippers on today to warm my feet up.

The gang of spiders who threaten me every night when i come back to my flat (bastards!)
The upstairs neighbour who farts at an unnatural volume in their bathroom every morning!
The foxes who screech outside my window at night

Breast cancer......well any cancer really...

My Ex and his Family
Drunks who Puke everywhere
Spiders can Fuck right off and some!
Reality TV Stars