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AIBU?

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Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

268 replies

AvengerDanvers95 · 22/08/2019 22:37

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

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Lalalalalalalalaland · 25/08/2019 10:15

Calories
My lack of self control over food
Ds severe autism which means our summer holiday has been shit as cant do the normal stuff other people do
Housework that is breeding
Delayed onset muscle soreness
My daughters high pitched scream at every slight injustice

Contraceptionismyfriend · 25/08/2019 11:16

My daughters high pitched scream at every slight injustice

JFC This! Half the time I'm breaking 'rules' I'm not even aware of!
I really feel you @Lalalalalalalalaland I just got screamed at in the park because I wasn't pushing the bloody swing the right way.

Imjustsolost · 25/08/2019 11:22

Yep period pains.
Anxiety 😔
DC who won’t go to bed each night till late
Back to doing school homework
Back to uniforms and making lunches
Darker evenings
Housing crisis over here 🤷‍♀️
Cars that once something goes everything seems to!

If I think of more will post!

TiggerOfThigh · 25/08/2019 12:13

Fibromyalgia
All chronic pain
Migraines
Wasps
Debt
Everyone thinking that I’m lazy
Cunty people

I’m sure there’s more

ThePolishWombat · 25/08/2019 12:43

Agree with everyone about the wasps!

My dd’s whiny, baby voice can fuck right off today - I’m inches away from ramming a screwdriver into my ears so I don’t have to hear it anymore.

DS’s refusal to nap, even though he has enormous bags under his eye and can barely walk because he’s so tired. Hmm

Justgivemesomepeace · 25/08/2019 12:51

Stroppy, oversensitive, teens on holiday
Mosquitos
Over exuberant 6 yr olds on holiday that wont give you a moments peace
Trying to feed teens and 6 yr olds on holiday

Rockbird · 25/08/2019 12:57

Sciatica can still fuck right off.
So can bank accounts which have money in them one minute and then bastard fucking bills come out and you're skint again.
Being fat and hot and sweaty.
Having shit hair
Middle of the night vomiting can really fuck right off
Most other people can totally fuck right off.

Bunnybigears · 25/08/2019 13:17

Grey hair can fuck off as can hair dye that promises to cover the grey hair but doesnt.

SaraNade · 25/08/2019 13:41

Mid cycle/ovulation pain. My actual period is a breeze. 3 days, moderate, no pain. But sometimes I have mid-cycle pain that is so bad it takes my breath away. My body is weird.

SaraNade · 25/08/2019 14:07

Here's another one and it's actually to do with Mumsnet. When people make a serious statement that someone is being abused and if you question them, they tell you to RTFT and you have, they say it is in the posts. You ask for an example, they cannot give one (because they outright lied) and they say they don't want to discuss it with you. FFS, what is with people not having the honour and the guts to follow through a discussion and show proof of their insinuations? Do they think we can't see that they have just outed themselves as lying cowards? The stubborn 'I refuse to engage with you' is classic for someone who made up a lie then called on it and cannot show the evidence. If you aren't interested in a discussion, piss off. Stop wasting other people's time by making insinuations that aren't proven and saying you don't want to engage as an 'out'. Stop lying or follow through. This site is for discussion, so don't wiggle out when you are called out on your bs.

Same goes for those that say for example, that there are 'indicators' of a 'funeral procession yet when those 'indicators' are shown to be commonplace driving practices, the poster refuses to answer, just makes snide comments about posters being unpleasant, being petty (because they pointed out that one indicator is ordinary driving) and refuses to address any point. Engage in any discussion. It's not very mature, is it?

Maybe there is something wrong with me, but I have always entered discussions on here in good faith. I take posting on here seriously. I've always been honest, clarified if asked, and provided examples or proof if asked. And I, wrongly, believed other posters also posted in good faith and would be honest. Not play games, deflect, refuse to address any points, and just take their ball and run away. These people are time-wasters, and it is actually a form of trolling. That's the thing, if you aren't genuinely interested in discussion in good faith in open and honest dialogue, you are, by netiquette terms, considered a troll. I am sick of my time being wasted to engage with people who refuse to post in good faith and make baseless accusations and insinuations that they cannot back up, so pout and refuse to 'engage'. So, yes, goady trolls who lie and refuse to back anything up when called on it, can 'fuck off'. Angry

historysock · 25/08/2019 15:28

My neighbour who has having a huge fire now-on a boiling day-and whatever he is burning smells awful.
I've had to bring my washing in as it reeks and now we are stuck indoors.
Thanks dollshead.

likeafishneedsabike · 25/08/2019 21:02

Next door neighbours who think 3am is a good time for a shouty hot tub session.

Miljah · 01/09/2019 20:53

fish/bike I have a chavtastic inflatable hot tub.

And I couldn't agree more. I would never use the bubbles after 9 on a school night, and probably never go in it after 11pm, high summer! And if we did, we'd be quieter than the fornicating 🦔 hedgehogs! 😊

It's lovely to sit quietly in with DH, or a DS, chatting quietly. And ours is the far side of a conservatory from our nearest neighbours!

It drives me mad how on the hot tub FB pages, if someone complains about how their neighbours have complained about noise late at night, get a solid 'There jeleauss!'/ 'Tell em to Do One!' response.

No, how about treat your neighbours with respect? Like I think I do!

Neverender · 01/09/2019 20:54

Shoulder tension - do one

Definitely children not going to sleep at bed time

Bluewavescrashing · 01/09/2019 21:10

Alcoholic husband. Today we separated.

caringiscreepy · 01/09/2019 21:15

Side effects of bastarding steroids
Thoughtless people

nearlynermal · 12/10/2019 20:26

People who get off the escalator in front of you and then stop, because they're alright, Jack.

MrsZola · 12/10/2019 20:48

DH's MS
Shit employers
DS's depression
No money

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