Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

[AvengerDanvers95]

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

Flies
Ants
Vile neighbours
Drivers who swerve behind you as if they can overtake ON A BEND
Laundry

Raindrops on roses and whis....oh fuck...wrong thread....

Periods
Dwindling fertility
Crappy job
Crappy boss
Next doors water feature
Crappy mental health

There will be more

Trump
Boris Johnson
Brexit
Anyone except for me eating crisps
Housework
The rain can fuck off as well I’ve had enough of that
The state of the planet
Greed and not giving a shit
Poverty
And shouty drunk people
Also my neighbours dog.
I’ve had a bad day so could write a very long list

@Treesinaforest - all bras can fuck off - I can't find one that is comfortable, fits well and looks good on me.

Other things that can fuck off - colitis. Weight gain due to the steroids for the colitis.

Dog fur. I love it when it is attached to the dogs, but not when I am having to hoover it up from around the whole house. The amount of fur I see on the floors, I am surprised the dogs aren't bald!

Depression and anxiety can fuck off too.

I also echo period pains
Blisters
Boris Johnson
Asthma n crappy lungs
My boss
Everyone that annoys me
People who make everything all about them, every time
Screamy kids
Boy racers who use the speed ramp outside my house as a take off platform

My total knob of an ex
Bank charges
People’s smug out-of-office emails
PMS
The too-short life of an iphone battery

Alcoholism
Snoring
Sunburn
Noisy people
Slow buses
Wasps

People who send an email with just an attachment- no message just an attachment RUDE

Idiots who stand behind (or near) me and make a giant snorking sound as they hork their snot back up into their heads.
People who eat with their mouths open.

My fridge door.
Periods, yes.
Moths.
B. Johnson.
Dan on BBC Breakfast. So pleased with himself.
Football.

Moths

My job
Egocentric men
Cancer
Brexit
Tories
Terrorists
Clutter
Only having 24 hrs a day and having approx three gazillion things to do every day

Op, wait till the menopause, its bloody great, no more feckin periods 😁

Oh and the big fucker of a spider who just fell off the underside of my dressing table and is now roaming our bedroom unseen. Fucker.

My husband's leukaemia
PCOS
Failed IVFs
My parents in general
Ironing

• people on facebrag (especially today)
• cancer
• wasps
• controlling men
• brexit
• climate change
• wine, chocolate and crisps (no self control)
• me (because I have no self control)

Brexit
Wasps
Cellulite
Boris fucking Johnson
Dd suddenly turning into an early riser
Summer

Daddy longlegs
Gnats
Other road users

Paranoia
Brain fog
My muffin top
My eye bags
Utterly useless HR depts
My ex boss/friend

Neighbours

Arse piles and grey hair.....both are seriously depressing.

My sore throat and insect bites.

PS first time I’ve seen the vote button as usually use App on phone. Apologies as I got confused and voted YABU when I meant YANBU!

Absolutely agree with most of these.
Can I add - the gcse bragging posts today. Particularly the stealthy bragging ones and those where people respond in congratulatory way but actually playing top trumps. For example ' well done so and so...my son also got A's and B's ...and also a 9 in a subject they don't even want to take for a level!!' Oh just fuck off! Why? Why do this other than show off?

Virtue signallers
Spin classes - they are fucking annoying if you aren't part of them due to the racket of the trainer screaming at the spinners
Noisy people