Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

[AvengerDanvers95]

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

Chickenpox
Hand foot and mouth
Slapped cheek
D&V

Pretty much anything contagious, and people who send them to school while they're ill.

The bastard who broke my heart, reappeared after 10 years telling me he's never forgotten me and is now in the process of breaking it again. He can definitely fuck off. Wanker.

My sons severe Autism-life robbing bastard condition
My anxiety
My dark thoughts on ending it all
Sciatica
So called "professionals "who know fuck all
Dirty nails. Long nails
Lots of holes forming patterns
The royals,getting paid for what?they are the biggest freeloaders.
Tight arses
Family who sit back and watch you struggle to death
Being over critical of ones self but knowing it and still doing it
Lazy teachers who assign kids to extra gym or more assemblies when they obvs can't be arsed
Smelly people.just wash there's no need
Not having enough money to just get my kids and go live elsewhere and enjoy life
Feeling like your just existing
Council tax hikes
No parking spaces
Rude people, just smile fs

Missing keys
Arthritis
Commuting

Heartbreak
The fat on my body!!
Sexist cunts
Kale

Tinnitus
Insomnia
Slugs ( I live in an old cottage place,and it has damp areas,and get slugs in the kitchen sometimes, even in the kitchen cupboard,, I hate them big time)

Children's books about 6 year olds giving oral. www.rt.com/news/466997-transgender-book-sex-kids/

People who drive unnecessarily slowly for no good reason
Temporary traffic lights that stay on red for ten minutes even though there is no on-coming traffic
People who don’t indicate and suddenly turn off in front of you so you have to slam your brakes on to avoid a collision
People who drive right up the arse of a bus so that when it comes to a stop, they can’t see round it to overtake so everyone has to sit in a line of traffic whilst an endless series of bus wankers get on/off in an agonizingly slow procession
Shit drivers in general!

93 degree weather with 100 percent humidity.
PMS
Muscle Spasms
Insomnia
Tooth ache
Appointments

Night feeds

DPs farts! Currently being gassed!

Mosquito’s can all fuck off and die! On holiday and they’ve attacked us even though the resort has fumigated and we have sprayed ourselves.

Sciatica
Not being able to sleep on right side because of sciatica
Hurty helix piercing
Not being able to sleep on left side because of hurty helix piercing
Headache
Not being able to sleep because of headache
DD1's anxiety
DD2's bad behaviour
Being skint
My fat arse
The cream cake that was bought and looked forward to yesterday which turned out to have shit plastic cream in it
The new Poldark series

They can all fuck right off.

Mould
Toys that come apart into a million bits
Sinus pain
Start of school year
Freezing dark winter mornings

People who scapegoat those they call ‘Tories’
Left wing hypocrites who live in Conservative areas because they are lovely, well run and full of decent people and then who whinge on about homelessness and starvation when there isn’t any that cannot be explained by accident, MH issues or lifestyle choices.
Greeniacs ditto. Lecture everyone else about how they have to give up cars, meat, washing, flushing the loo and so on but live jet setting, hedonistic lives that burn up the planet.

Dogs who wag their tails noisily against things at 4.30am to wake you up when you’d planned to sleep in till 8am.

Wasps.

Architects who move at a glacial pace.

(The dog has already been forgiven, I can’t stay cross at that silly git.)

Toddlers that get up at half past bloody 5 to pee and then don't go back to bed.
Moving house.
DH for various reasons not limited to: leaving taps running; asking "are you getting up yet?" At 6am (he's leaving in 20 mins for work so I have another 15 mins, he doesn't have to do anything with toddler); leaving baking trays in the oven; moaning about being dairy free.
Steph McGovern
Fake profiles following me on Twitter.
Being up at 6am.

Estate agents
The buying/selling houses system in England
Climate change
People who murder endangered animals "for fun" (giraffes are now on endangered animals list)
My psychotic sister
My ex-bosses/managers
My ex-husband
My ex-friends
Money (or lack of)
Debts (especially when they're not yours yet you still have to pay them off)
Being fat

- People who have chats in supermarkets with their trolleys sprawled across the aisle

See also people who leave their trolley in the middle of an aisle while they browse, then are affronted when you ask to get past.

And their close allies, people who put their bag on seats in crowded trains, then eye roll if you ask them to move it.

Tories
Dwp
Poverty
Homelessness
Illness
Trump
Johnson
Brexit
Nuisance callers

On a more personal note:

The stupid part of my brain that makes me suffer from ocd to the point I'm agoraphobic and anxiety ridden ALL THE TIME.

Chronic pain - HOW have we not yet developed a medication that can be taken preventively and regularly that deals with this effectively ? (I do actually know why I'm just frustrated)

Mental health workers who've let me down

Relatives who've let me down

Noisy selfish neighbours

"Asthma n crappy lungs" ugh definitely seconded! Mine have never been right and getting worse as I get older!

"My total knob of an ex" I hear ya! I have nothing to do with mine any more thank fuck, but he still messes with dds head on occasion. It's utterly heartbreaking to witness and I'm the one has to pick up the pieces every time he does it too!

Apple - I love my phone but the battery life/iOS update crap pisses me off! I have a perfectly good condition perfect size for me iPhone SE (I have small hands) I haven't updated the iOS since i got it nearly 3 years ago but I'm reaching a point where apps are stopping working and I'll HAVE To update I'm bloody dreading it!

Re periods fucking off:

I have endo, I also suffer from a serious spike in anxiety premenstrually EXCEPT I am now on norethisterone permanently meaning the bastards have indeed fucked off THANKFULLY! As has the ovulation pain, breast pain and other associated bollocks of endo! I know this wouldn't work for everyone but for women it WOULD work for I really think it should be much easier to access such treatment (has taken me bloody decades!)

Calories

This week:
Slow drivers - why are you out for a leisurely toodle at the crack of dawn when I'm going to work!
Migraines
People who run 30 year old cars and put the lead substitute in so it stinks - see migraine
People who spit in public
Anti-vaxxers
Sexist old man who doesn't think women can be engineers
No biscuits in my house

Calories - good call!

Anti-vaxxers - excellent call!

Toothache. If had 3 wishes one would be never to get toothache again.

Paedophiles.

Animal cruelty.

Cruelty to the elderly.

Wasps.

The whole of the Tory Government

Homelessness

Perimenopause.
Perimenopause with a toddler.
Sweating so much at inexplicable times due to said fucking perimenopause.