Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

[AvengerDanvers95]

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

My vile, abusive tosser of an ex

The psoriasis that has flared up all over my scalp, probably due to the stress caused by dickhead ex and his latest stunt

Being forever skint no matter how hard I work

The poxy £7 a week I receive in maintenance because dickhead ex refuses to work and lives on benefits.

The Tories

Poverty

The fact that all the nicest foods are fattening and all the best vices are carconogenic. ( sunbathing, drinking, smoking.)
Workplace politics, mental health issues ( my own), virtually all politicians.

People who change user names so they can’t be ID’ed and go on to be so specific that anyone that remotely knows them, will know it’s them.

I've done this before. I knew my post could 'out' me but I name changed so that anyone who did recognise me wouldn't be able to read other things I'd posted about.

Also:
Being an adult

@PrincessMaryaBolkonskaya
Same x be strong the shit sucks x

Moon face from steroids
Ulcerative Colitis you bastard
Type 1 diabetes you bitch
DP getting me Pepsi not Coke

@PrincessMaryaBolkonskaya
Except no shitty water feature; next door are quite nice x

Tooth extractions
Decisions (about anything)
Thyroid tests
Unflattering photos
Nutritionally deficient bread
Candles that don’t burn to the edge
Visiting bats
New glasses (see above re: decisions)

In no particular order:

Nuisance/scam callers
Clothes moths in their bazillions
Trump
Arron Banks/Farage/current Tory govt
Epstein’s sleazy circle
My ex

Thin people, arrogant people, all Tories, but mostly my boss. He can just fuck right off!!

Corporates that buy up small businesses, turning them into cash cows at the expense of staff and clients. They can get to fuck

Van salesmen who try to pull the wool over my eyes. It says in the manual if the hazard light stays on once the engine is running then it could potentially be a major fault, so no, knocking £500 off the asking price isnt going to make me part with 4.5k and drive away with no garuntee ! Yes, you can fuck off.

In fact trying to find a half decent van for 5k can fuck off as well.

Assigning me as mental health first aider and expecting me not to want to you know, actually try and improve people's mental health- fuck off with your box ticking.

Having to work 40+ hours a week for minimum wage and recognition just to keep afloat, yep, you guessed it....

Anxiety can fucking do one as well!!

.......and breathe

People whose parents voted for Brexit 'Because, you know, they remember the war'.

My toxic ex-manager who has, two months after getting fired for incompetence, found somebody else stupid enough to give him a big job

My eye bags

My back, been giving me trouble for a couple of weeks, thought it had settled but back with a vengence tonight, spasming and pain now in my hip as well

Slugs
My ever growing to do list that just gets bigger daily despite me constantly chipping away at it
Anxiety/depression
But particularly the slugs, they really do need to fuck off and then fuck off some more. Preferably to extinction, the giant slimy bastards.

Trump
Brexit
Johnson and the rest of the swivel-eyed loons in Cabinet
Farage/ Banks
Piers Morgan
Daily Fail
Hatie Hopkins
Plane bugs
Rain
Facebook boasting
Stingy people
Extended Royal family and their taxpayer-funded daughters £1M weddings
Sprouts
Litter louts

Rheumatoid arthritis
Methotrexate
All Conservatives
Man City
Poverty
Homelessness
The pretentious twat from the coffee shop
Palm oil
Washing up

People who spit in the street
Wasps
Men especially today I've had enough of the fuckers
Same moody teenagers
People who come into work when sick spreading their germs about
People who microwave fish at work
Brexit
Hermes delivery drivers
Know it alls
People who take forever buying a shit tonne of scratch cards in front of you in the shop especially first thing in the morning when all you want is to grab something for lunch on your way to work
People who laugh for no reason

Virgin mobile and their crap purple SIM cards that brick your phone
Virgin call centre staff who follow a script and don't listen
Boris Johnson
Brexit
Farage
Iain Duncan Smith
Brexit
No deal when not even leavers voted for it
Government throttling HRT supplies
Brexit

Drunks vomiting in the steet
Anyone peeing in the street
Parking on pavements
Car engines idling outside my house
People

Migraines
Brexit
Boris Smugface Johnson
Summer colds, which trigger my asthma
Coughing (due to aforementioned asthma), especially during a migraine
MIL and her power games
Universal Credit
Not being able to afford new glasses

Oh and Trump. Never did nominative determinism get it so right. Vile windbag & every word reeks of bullshit.

The misogynistic wankers posting on the expat forum I've joined. I'm gobsmacked at the drivel they're spouting but can't unsubscribe despite trying.

Pain of any description

People who see the "L" plates on DD's car when we are out for a practice drive, and aggressively tail gate.

Why? They should get points off their license if caught.

Brexit.

Really, just that.

Brexit.

The almost certainty of a no deal Brexit. That can fuck off.

Except it won't, as all of us will live it every day for potentially decades.

Oh yes, so many of these...

Wasps. Just fuck off. Especially the evil stripey fucker who was eating a lovely dead bumblebee in my garden.

People who don't indicate.

Shit drivers in general.

People who post every single photo of their holiday on Facebook. All 40+ photos. Fuck OFF!!! Who cares?!

Slugs. Especially the slimy fuckers who seem to magically beam in onto my hall carpet.

Bigots.

Bullies.

BREXIT