Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

[AvengerDanvers95]

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

Squeaking trampoline springs and screaming so loud you can't have conversation above it.

Bethany in Coronation St. and her wooden acting.

Mosquitoes

@DrVonPatak

People who leave bagged rubbish out on the wrong day so the foxes wake me up scrapping over it, and then ignore the torn bags and strewn contents for the whole week.

Nosebleeds

Various governments especially this one running down the NHS so now waited 6months and still no date to see hospital about said nosebleeds

Brexit

Trump

Builders burning rubbish all day, every day.
People sounding their horns instead of getting out of the car to ring the doorbell.
Lightbulbs that take hours to light up and just as they reach brightness it is time to turn them off.

SADS

Breast pads
Moths
Spiders

People who eat with their mouths open. Just. Fuck. Off.

Tailgaters.

The idiots beside me who habe decided three times this week that 10.30 is the ideal time to go to the playground behind our house and let their toddler scream and shout and run around.

People are such selfish twats sometimes.

• Drivers who don't indicate
• People who have chats in supermarkets with their trolleys sprawled across the aisle
• The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death

Scanning food shop items too quickly do you don't have enough time to bag all the items, and they pile up and you get impatient looks

Heavy rain causing leaks in roof

Mice in house

Nausea

Children who won't eat

Endless laundry piles

My cat at the moment.

The products marked resealable, bloody lies.

Being fat
Not being able to have any nice photos, because fat
Loving food and approaching 50 so hard to lose weight
My triple chins
My flabby arms
My massive stomach

Steve Wright
Roadworks on a bank holiday
Manspreading on trains

Period pain
Jeremy Corbyn and his party’s anti-Semitism
Overdraft fees
Migraines
Hangovers
My desk chair not being quite right
Not enough sleep for no good reason
Miley Cyrus

children's TV
Parks
People
Summer bloody holidays

Housework! Every time I think I’ve got on top of it a new load comes along.

The acquisition of wealth.

Mid cycle pains and spotting
Perimenopause and ignorant GPs
Shorter cycles
Tories
Wasps
Poopy nappy changes after bran flakes for breakfast
Teething toddlers.

Trump
Johnson
Brexit
The Government
Fox Hunters
Dog baiting
Animal cruelty
Any kind of abuse to any living person or creature
Cancer

Anxiety about public speaking - I am preparing a work presentation next week and I already want to barf

Transition lenses. Completely unreasonable, I just HATE them - thanks for letting me vent.

Migraines
Debt
Arguments with my mum
Spiders
Exhaustion
Periods
Work

Oh yes, and Trump. Definitely agree that Trump can fuck the hell off