Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

[AvengerDanvers95]

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

This morning, my neighbour’s cockerel can fuck off to the far side of fuck!!

Christmas needs to hurry up so they can just eat the noisy bastard

A period that starts on a lovely sunny bank holiday weekend. I have a really nice jumpsuit which would be perfect to wear BUT, it is cream and not compatible with the heavy periods I get now which un predictably like to gush! Fuck right off!!

Maggots. Every week I hold my breath and wash the outdoor food recycling bin with bleach til it's sparkling. The lid is always replaced tightly. Then the fuckers lay their eggs or whatever they are inside again! It's like a constant battle of wits and they are doing it on purpose.

Stuck up idiots whose children did really well in their GCSEs (6, 7) but because they didn't get all 9s they decide to blame the school and slag them off on social media - use your energy to praise your kid instead!

Bank holiday - everyone stop going on about the hot weather and pathetic one day off, big deal. Some people hate hot weather and have to work on Monday so just shut up.

Stupid Aviva adverts - you're a New? Existing! Customer?

Stupid bank advert about discussing money with family or some clap trap. It's always on!

Tena Lady - I'm not gonna let a bit of wee stop me from being me - whoever thought of that line should be shot.

People tagging me in here - I’m only coming back when it’s convenient, getting a load of email doesn’t make me do so quicker.

Also, the phrase “In my humble opinion”. It isn’t humble to offer an opinion. If the opinion is worth offering then it is valid, not humble.

The passing of time - going too quickly.
My dodgy hips and back
Climate change and general fucking up of the planet.
Trump
Boris
Bolsonaro
My DH’s cat allergy

People who think they can get their own way by being shouty, obnoxious and horrible, and then they do.

My so called ex friend who has cut me out of her life without any explanation as to why. Still sees other mutual friends, though.

Boastful Facebook and Instagram behaviour. Especially the relative whose DC got all 8s and 9s bar one 7, and they "joked" about the 7 being a terrible mark. Another of our relatives whose DC (different school) got a mix of 4s, 5s and 6s and was so pleased with their hard work is related to boastful relative, so they would have seen boastful relative's update. Dreadful behaviour.

Flaky or late people.

Trains that are so late that they inconvenience you but not so late that you can claim money back.

My kids constantly fighting can fuck right off
This headache can fuck right off
The mess can fuck right off
DH doing nothing can fuck right off

The hot weather in SE England can fuck right off before i go there next Friday please!
My weird alien looking face after getting burnt at Aberdeen beach.
Giving up smoking can fuck right off grrrrr.
The horrible cellulite on the back of my thighs which looks horrific in changing room mirrors.
Summer holidays nearly ending .
The autumn term approaching for a staggering 15 week slog.
Flies.
Wasps.
Insect bites the size of small plates.
Dd s foot injury.
All the politicians.
Brexit
The News full stop. It's ALL depressing.
Living with depression and anxiety.
Insomnia.

Oh and migraines can fuck right back to the darkest side of hell they came from.

My neighbours & their twenty or so friends who seem to think it's totally ok to stand in the street making a drunken racket for 2 hours so far when everyone else is trying to sleep.

The heat which is even worse now that I've shut the window to try & block some noise out.

Wind chimes. Especially NDN wind chimes.

I'm with you on migraines ruby

Infertility
Utility bills
Mosquitos
Adverts for Christmas already

Thought of more:

The 16-day (so far) period I'm currently enduring
Bank holiday drivers
Midges
Heatwaves

13 month olds not sleeping.

Indigestion waking me up at stupid o clock

Perimenopausal acne
All things autoimmune
The humid, brain-sapping climate where I live.
Insomnia
Boris
Trump

Bills

Having to pay for things

People posting pics of their wedding within an hour of the ceremony. Dude! Enjoy your day and upload tomorrow jheeeze!

My anxiety and depression
Employment agency fees
Trump
Boris
My brothers girlfriend
Universal credit
Facebook boasting
Facebook moaning
Last minute school trip letters
Bad drivers
Fairweather friends
My bills
R. Kelly supporters
Misogyny
Racism
Aching bones

my fat cunt sister in law and brother who have robbed my mum blind

Drivers who cross the white line in the middle of the road to overtake cyclists or buses, causing oncoming traffic to brake. No, that’s not how it works - you’re the ones who have to wait till it’s safe to overtake!

People who talk on speakerphone on trains so we have to listen to not one but two sides of their conversation. And people who watch videos on trains without headphones so we have to listen to the soundtrack. WTAF?

Ice cream van men who try to hand you three cones in one hand when they can see you need two hands to take them and you’re holding a £10 note in the other hand, which will fly away if you put it down.

People who sneeze through 12-hour flights - I know you can’t help it but maybe get something to cover your mouth?

Neighbours who park on your driveway when you’re away - er, no!

The spider that scurried - yes, scurried - over me in bed at 4.30 this morning🕷😱

Drivers who cross the white line in the middle of the road to overtake cyclists or buses, causing oncoming traffic to brake

Also drivers who turn right onto the wrong side of the road because it's too much fucking effort to drive a few more centimetres before turning. Then look pissed off if the cyclist/driver they have just nearly wiped out objects.

Wasps.

The gynaecologist who was doing an internal exam and casually said he was going to take a couple of biopsies...without anaesthetic or sedation. I was traumatised by that! Same man insisted I get a Mirena inserted after he'd done the biopsies. I've been bleeding ever since.

Forced fun

Work away/team days